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 Fri, Dec 07 2012, 8:26 am
"how many shaitels do you have?"
2 at the bottom of the closet - 1 under the bed ... & lemme see I have a clown sheitel somewhere [throws things about as she climactically searches] 
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greenfire
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Fri, Dec 07 2012, 8:57 am
"Which field is worth going into these days?"
once upon a time a baseball field would have excited me ... nowadays a basketball court is where it's at 
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yksraya
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Fri, Dec 07 2012, 9:09 am
How does your baby go to sleep?
I dress him his pj's, put him in his crib and tell him good night!
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33055
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Sat, Dec 08 2012, 4:33 pm
Looking for an excellent marriage therapist.
I have an excellent marriage. Does that mean I need a therapist?
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Sat, Dec 08 2012, 7:38 pm
Pregnancy section He breaks my heart... I don't want to break his 
Don't worry, You can't break his heart while he's still in there.
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33055
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 12:28 am
He breaks, my heart.... I don't want to break his
So don't go breaking my heart
I won't go breaking your heart
Edited for typo
Last edited by 33055 on Sun, Dec 09 2012, 3:13 am; edited 1 time in total
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DrMom
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 3:07 am
"How do I know if she is warm?"
Is this a trick question?
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greenfire
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 6:55 am
"ISO tie boxes or alternative - Monsey"
I'd venture to go out of the box & with the alternative - ties are a last resort - in monsey or elsewhere
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 12:18 pm
When Phone Calls Don't Work
Call the phone company, see if they can fix the problem... 
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greenfire
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 1:36 pm
"Are you happy with your plata ?"
sometimes it's hard - I know I know
איזהו העשיר השמח בחלקו
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greenfire
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 1:41 pm
"Are you happy with your hot water urn?"
it makes my coffee & my coffee makes me happy ... what more can I say
l'chaim 
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greenfire
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 1:50 pm
"How do you wish people a happy Chanukah?"
happy chanuka  
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zaq
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 4:55 pm
How do you wish people a happy Chanukah?
Is THIS a trick question?
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yksraya
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 5:07 pm
When phone calls don't work
Have you heard of email and text massaging?
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yksraya
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 5:10 pm
How do you wish people happy chanukah?
I wait till I'm in my worst mood ever and then storm in and yell: Haaaapppy chaaanuuukaah!
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 5:13 pm
| yksraya wrote: | When phone calls don't work
Have you heard of email and text massaging? |
Can you please give me a text massage? My shoulders hurt from spending too much time at the computer.
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zaq
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 5:55 pm
What is a good sheitel?
One that does what YOU want it to and not what IT wants to.
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 6:28 pm
One more happy Chanukah
(Me me me meee)
We wish you a happy Chanukah
We wish you a happy Chanukah
We wish you a happy Chanukah
and a happy (fill in the blank)
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yksraya
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 6:38 pm
How to deal with night sweating?
Shower and use deoderant!!!
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DrMom
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 8:03 pm
"Could the Bugaboo Footmuff be used in Cameleon bassinet?"
Inter-Bugaboo accessory switching is strictly forbidden. Violators will be put to death by public hanging.
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