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↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Dec 07 2012, 11:26 am

"how many shaitels do you have?"

2 at the bottom of the closet - 1 under the bed ... & lemme see I have a clown sheitel somewhere [throws things about as she climactically searches] Clown

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Dec 07 2012, 11:57 am

"Which field is worth going into these days?"

once upon a time a baseball field would have excited me ... nowadays a basketball court is where it's at Bounce

↑ yksraya ↓

Fri, Dec 07 2012, 12:09 pm

How does your baby go to sleep?

I dress him his pj's, put him in his crib and tell him good night!

↑ 33055 ↓

Sat, Dec 08 2012, 7:33 pm

Looking for an excellent marriage therapist.

I have an excellent marriage. Does that mean I need a therapist?

↑ chevron

Sat, Dec 08 2012, 10:38 pm

Pregnancy section He breaks my heart... I don't want to break his Sad

Don't worry, You can't break his heart while he's still in there.

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 3:28 am

He breaks, my heart.... I don't want to break his Sad

So don't go breaking my heart
I won't go breaking your heart

Edited for typo

Last edited by 33055 on Sun, Dec 09 2012, 6:13 am; edited 1 time in total

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 6:07 am

"How do I know if she is warm?"

Is this a trick question?

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 9:55 am

"ISO tie boxes or alternative - Monsey"

I'd venture to go out of the box & with the alternative - ties are a last resort - in monsey or elsewhere

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 3:18 pm

When Phone Calls Don't Work

Call the phone company, see if they can fix the problem... LOL

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 4:36 pm

"Are you happy with your plata ?"

sometimes it's hard - I know I know
איזהו העשיר השמח בחלקו

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 4:41 pm

"Are you happy with your hot water urn?"

it makes my coffee & my coffee makes me happy ... what more can I say

l'chaim coffee

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 4:50 pm

"How do you wish people a happy Chanukah?"

happy chanuka Scratching Head

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 7:55 pm

How do you wish people a happy Chanukah?

Is THIS a trick question?

↑ yksraya ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 8:07 pm

When phone calls don't work

Have you heard of email and text massaging?

↑ yksraya ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 8:10 pm

How do you wish people happy chanukah?

I wait till I'm in my worst mood ever and then storm in and yell: Haaaapppy chaaanuuukaah!

↑ imasinger ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 8:13 pm

yksraya wrote:

When phone calls don't work

Have you heard of email and text massaging?

Can you please give me a text massage? My shoulders hurt from spending too much time at the computer.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 8:55 pm

What is a good sheitel?

One that does what YOU want it to and not what IT wants to.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 9:28 pm

One more happy Chanukah

(Me me me meee)
We wish you a happy Chanukah
We wish you a happy Chanukah
We wish you a happy Chanukah
and a happy (fill in the blank)

↑ yksraya ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 9:38 pm

How to deal with night sweating?

Shower and use deoderant!!!

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 11:03 pm

"Could the Bugaboo Footmuff be used in Cameleon bassinet?"

Inter-Bugaboo accessory switching is strictly forbidden. Violators will be put to death by public hanging.

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