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↑ IMHopinion ↓

Fri, Oct 12 2012, 2:36 pm

How do you choose which stores to shop at for food

I only buy at stores with a C rating from the health dept. That's a good thing for starters to know.

↑ enneamom ↓

Fri, Oct 12 2012, 5:03 pm

Squishy wrote:

Why did my Bosch overheat?

enneamom where are you?

Recovering from Yom Tov, why? What

"Why did my Bosch overheat?"

To imitate a famous post (YY's famous Bosch post): Bosches can shometimes loshe it with their employeesh. If your bosch tendsh to overheat too mucsh, it'sh probably time to shearch for a new, lessh shtresshful poshition.

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Oct 13 2012, 8:52 pm

do you find out the gender of your baby?

Yes, usually within a minute or two of delivery. Why---are you still wondering whether you have a boy or a girl?

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Oct 13 2012, 10:40 pm

is the date on which a person passes away significant?

why--you planning to kill someone?

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 12:18 am

Post-freezing questions:

Should I have taken a warmer coat?
Why didn't I wear my scarf?
Could an extra pair of socks have helped?
Where is my hat?!

cuties' mom ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 8:15 am

when you serve chicken soup
you're going have to serve noodles to go with it.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 8:59 am

cuties' mom wrote:

when you serve chicken soup
you're going have to serve noodles to go with it.

And when you have noodles to go with it? Then what? Wink

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 9:00 am

zaq wrote:

is the date on which a person passes away significant?

why--you planning to kill someone?

I regret I have but one like to give to this post.

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 10:51 am

"Mens' Brains?!"

if they even have them they wouldn't bother using them

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 10:57 am

"Initials ARF"

I have enough people that call me "ruff ruff"

mummiedearest ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 11:02 am

PinkFridge wrote:

cuties' mom wrote:

when you serve chicken soup
you're going have to serve noodles to go with it.

And when you have noodles to go with it? Then what? Wink

when you serve a chicken soup, she's going to want some noodles to go with it. the noodles will splash soup on her chin, and she's going to ask you for a napkin. the napkin will remind her of the leaves falling down in the barnyard where she grew up, and she'll ask you to look at her family album with her. looking at her family album will make her want to write a letter to her great-uncle Archibald, who always gave her some extra corn when her parents weren't looking. thinking of the corn will make the chicken want to bake some cornbread with molasses for you. the molasses will get sticky, so the chicken will ask you for a napkin. asking for a napkin will remind the chicken that you have noodles for her. and chances are, if you give the chicken some noodles, she'll want some soup to go with it.

apologies to laura numeroff. now who wants to illustrate this?

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 11:13 am

"Any one over 50 pregnant with twins>?"

nopes ~ but I'm getting morning sickness from the mere thought Shaking

↑ Barbara ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 11:22 am

Worth getting the buggy board?

No no no no no. It may cost a little less, but you'll regret it in the long run. Buy the bug-free one.

↑ ROFL ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 11:31 am

greenfire wrote:

"Any one over 50 pregnant with twins>?"

nopes ~ but I'm getting morning sickness from the mere thought Shaking

Me too!

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 11:35 am

"How long were you married before..."

before what ??? what do you wanna know already ??? huh ... spit it out

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 2:05 pm

"How did u find friends??"

dunno ~ but I can tell you how to lose friends ...

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 2:50 pm

"Do you believe in ESP?"

Guess!

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 5:48 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

cuties' mom wrote:

when you serve chicken soup
you're going have to serve noodles to go with it.

And when you have noodles to go with it? Then what? Wink

Then you have to make a noodle kugel.
And when you make a noodle kugel...

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 5:56 pm

How did u find friends??

Stuck in a motel room on a business trip, I was channel surfing and saw what looked like a nice bunch of young people hanging out in an apartment. The kind of sheepish-looking, could-have-passed-for-a-yeshiva-bocher-if-he'd-worn-a-white-shirt-and-kippah one was sort of appealing, so I stopped surfing and watched.

↑ Barbara ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 7:29 pm

Do you believe in ESP?

I had a feeling you were going to ask that.

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