What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 4:34 pm

mummiedearest wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

cuties' mom wrote:

when you serve chicken soup
you're going have to serve noodles to go with it.

And when you have noodles to go with it? Then what? Wink

when you serve a chicken soup, she's going to want some noodles to go with it. the noodles will splash soup on her chin, and she's going to ask you for a napkin. the napkin will remind her of the leaves falling down in the barnyard where she grew up, and she'll ask you to look at her family album with her. looking at her family album will make her want to write a letter to her great-uncle Archibald, who always gave her some extra corn when her parents weren't looking. thinking of the corn will make the chicken want to bake some cornbread with molasses for you. the molasses will get sticky, so the chicken will ask you for a napkin. asking for a napkin will remind the chicken that you have noodles for her. and chances are, if you give the chicken some noodles, she'll want some soup to go with it.

apologies to laura numeroff. now who wants to illustrate this?

I was thinking that with the noodles, she would want ketchup, although I like your story. My 5-year-old is obsessed with the "If you give" series. He would love your story.

↑ mummiedearest ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 4:41 pm

cuties' mom wrote:

mummiedearest wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

cuties' mom wrote:

when you serve chicken soup
you're going have to serve noodles to go with it.

And when you have noodles to go with it? Then what? Wink

I was thinking that with the noodles, she would want ketchup, although I like your story. My 5-year-old is obsessed with the "If you give" series. He would love your story.

a) the noodles are already in the soup. I draw the line at ketchup in soup.

b) according to some thread or other on this site, ketchup and noodles is a lower-class dish/exclusively jewish (not that the two are equated). including that would limit readership significantly, and we all know children's books are potential gold mines. why sabotage myself? Smile

feel free to read the story to your five yr old. tell him I'd love for him to illustrate it.

↑ runninglate ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 5:51 pm

My dh still wishes he'd married someone else. If o were you, I'd allow him the pleasure.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 6:20 pm

Do you believe in ESP?

Well, obviously you don't have it.

rachelbg

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 7:03 pm

Issue on a tissue

That has such a cute ring to it Smile

↑ yiddishekup ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 7:11 pm

Adult ADD

Well, some adults still can't ADD for the life of them...

↑ centurion ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 8:59 pm

Do you believe in ESP?

No but DH is a big believer in ESPN

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2012, 9:02 pm

Under pregnancy

Did you ever hear of this?

No, I think my kids were brought by the stork.

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2012, 12:26 am

How to deal with being ugly

Date someone who is shmirat anayim.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2012, 12:09 pm

Is this done?

No, it looks like it could use a few more minutes. But be sure to check on it soon so it won't burn.

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2012, 1:38 pm

Anyone in Brooklyn who doesn't wear wigs?

Ummmm...... non-frum women, men, children, spetizel wearers.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2012, 2:03 pm

How to deal with being ugly

Be filthy rich. Cheers

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2012, 2:06 pm

"how long was your first period postpartum?"

My first period postpartum took about 2 years. Then I was "partum" again.

EvenI ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2012, 2:24 pm

looking for feedback on 2 therapists

Any 2 in particular? Or will any 2 do?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2012, 2:45 pm

zaq wrote:

Do you believe in ESP?

Well, obviously you don't have it.

Nope. Only allowed one. Then you have to go to the intermediate reaction thread.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2012, 3:17 pm

Anyone in Brooklyn who doesn't wear a wig?

Actually, that could be a wig.

No, I think that's wig too.

Nope. No one.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2012, 5:06 pm

Does Torah learning cause yiras shamayim or visa versa?

1.Yes.
2 Where is Versa and do you really need a visa to go there?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2012, 5:42 pm

mevater spelling?

Absolutely not. Be mevater on spelling and next thing you know the entire structure of written language has collapsed and writing is completely incomprehensible--or worse, misconstrued. Here, I'll give you a for-instance:

Blessings on your grandmother's hoary head
Blessings on your grandmother's whorey head (waiting to see what the censor does with that)

I'm weary of work
I'm wary of work

It's too much for me to bear
It's too much for me to bare

Can I be your best friend?
Can I be your best fiend?

Oops, sorry I hijacked the thread.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2012, 6:10 pm

How long can you wear a watch before the battery dies?

You can wear it the whole time before the battery dies.It's only after the battery dies that wearing it makes no sense.

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