What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Aug 30 2012, 7:55 pm

"PLEASE HELP, MY SOUP IS FLOURESCENT ORANGE"

Sunglasses! Quick!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 4:45 am

DrMom wrote:

"why is my husband so clueless?

1. I have no idea. I guess I'm clueless too!

2. Because he's a man.

OK, trying to remember the rules of logic here...Are you a man?

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 4:48 am

PinkFridge wrote:

DrMom wrote:

"why is my husband so clueless?

1. I have no idea. I guess I'm clueless too!

2. Because he's a man.

OK, trying to remember the rules of logic here...Are you a man?

LOL. No, cluelessness is a necessary but not sufficient condition for maleness.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 8:44 am

Help! how do I make an 18 quart chulent?

Start with a 20-quart or larger pot.

↑ tissues ↓

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 8:58 am

I think I'm done.

I put up soup, fish, chulent , and ferfel, and kugel is in the oven. I'm also done.

Oh wait, I think I'm done... There's still the cleaning that needs to be done.... No, I think I'm done, but I'm not quite done yet. (Will I ever be?)

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 9:00 am

Canned chickpea taste

And pate de foie gras budget? Lucky you, but what a waste.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 9:02 am

How to separate eggs

Males on the right; females on the left. No, wait, unless they're fertilized they're all females, anyway. No separation needed.

↑ ElTam

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 9:03 am

Clary or allegria

With the spelling on imamother, I thought this was going to be a post about Claritin vs. Allegra allergy medication.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 9:20 am

ElTam wrote:

Clary or allegria

With the spelling on imamother, I thought this was going to be a post about Claritin vs. Allegra allergy medication.

You beat me to it!

↑ Barbara ↓

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 9:21 am

zaq wrote:

ElTam wrote:

Clary or allegria

With the spelling on imamother, I thought this was going to be a post about Claritin vs. Allegra allergy medication.

You beat me to it!

Me too.

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 9:30 am

What do you like about your washing machine?

The fact I don't have to use a washboard to get my clothes clean.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 10:15 am

Barbara wrote:

zaq wrote:

ElTam wrote:

Clary or allegria

With the spelling on imamother, I thought this was going to be a post about Claritin vs. Allegra allergy medication.

You beat me to it!

Me too.

Wait....it isn't? So me too, then. Lol

need entertaining toys for 14 mnth old for carpoo ride daily
First things first, clean the car. EVERYONE will appreciate it.

↑ sequoia

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 10:31 am

auntie_em wrote:

Barbara wrote:

zaq wrote:

ElTam wrote:

Clary or allegria

With the spelling on imamother, I thought this was going to be a post about Claritin vs. Allegra allergy medication.

You beat me to it!

Me too.

Wait....it isn't? So me too, then. Lol

Me too

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 12:58 pm

Fibbing about due date.

Wait, isn't this a frum website? I thought anticipating the wedding only happens in the secular world.

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 2:11 pm

What do you like about your washing machine.

It washes my clothes.

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 2:18 pm

What is the shortest amount of time you moved in?

Moving through time is difficult, but if done correctly, it shouldn't take too long. And, if you come back to the same time as when you left, it won't have taken any time at all!

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Fri, Aug 31 2012, 3:23 pm

Is keeping my child at home an aveira?
Yes, that's a horrible sin!
Give him up for adoption immediately , you'll get a huge mitzvah!

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Sep 01 2012, 7:51 pm

How much would you pay someone watching 5 kids for 6 days?

There isn't enough money in Fort Knox to pay someone for that.

↑ yksraya

Sat, Sep 01 2012, 8:06 pm

Ideas to do this sunday

don't have what to do? come help me clean my house!

↑ DrMom ↓

Sat, Sep 01 2012, 10:29 pm

"How come my chatzilim don't come out white???"

Because chatzilim (Hebrew for "eggplants") are purple?