What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Raisin

Tue, Sep 04 2012, 6:09 am

sunny90 wrote:

Cookie Monster wrote:

Could my rabbit be pregnant? Am I the only one that keeps on rreading Rabbi?

Nope, I was about to post this too. Smile

Only if your rabbi is a she (and if so what are you doing on imamother????). Alas, we have not yet figured out how to impregnate males.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Sep 04 2012, 9:06 am

Why You Chose YOUR Avatar

See new spinoff in chit chat (sorry, having trouble sending link despite excellent tutorial; you know who you are)

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Sep 04 2012, 11:42 am

Ovulation Predictor Test Questions

You have to take an exam to qualify? Oral or written? And do the test administartors know the questions are being circulated online?

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Tue, Sep 04 2012, 2:13 pm

How to jazz up brownies

Weed.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Sep 04 2012, 2:45 pm

How to jazz up brownies

FYI: if you google Coltrane brownies you will get a hit but I'm a bit hesitant to try to open it. I have no idea what it's about.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Sep 04 2012, 3:05 pm

Thinking of buying a shaina wig

Good, because you don't want to wear a shlechte or pruste one. It would be totally pas nisht.

↑ tissues ↓

Tue, Sep 04 2012, 3:18 pm

Not interested and feel badly

Check if your fingertip sensors are working properly. Or if your hands are numb. That's the only way that your sense of touch will cause you to feel badly. (otherwise you are feeling BAD.)

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Sep 04 2012, 5:37 pm

ISo great sites for kids cloth shopping??

Why do you want to sew some kids clothes?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Sep 04 2012, 9:27 pm

10mo with a broken leg. any experience? (In Infants forum)

10 months is an awfully long time to have a broken leg, esp. an infant who'd normally heal in six weeks or less. I'd get the child checked out for some kind of bone dysfunction.

↑ Happy18 ↓

Tue, Sep 04 2012, 9:29 pm

EmesOrNT wrote:

How to jazz up brownies

Weed.

↑ Tinkerbelle

Wed, Sep 05 2012, 3:33 am

» the Potato Kugel runneth over
A new perek in Tehilim.

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2012, 6:55 am

"Tips on avoiding an episiotomy"

C-section.

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2012, 5:32 pm

Looking for dinner ideas for canned tuna

I had no idea that canned tuna has to be fed dinner. Oh no. Have I been starving it? Hmmmm. Do you think maybe my kids didn't really sneak all of that junk food that disappeared? Maybe it was really my hungry canned tuna.

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2012, 7:14 pm

Zusa

Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

(Yes, I know that's Zuzu, but it's close enough.)

↑ runninglate ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2012, 7:31 pm

Intimacy and children. Yes, honey, one does often lead to the other.

↑ runninglate ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2012, 7:38 pm

Meals for a new mom: insensitive or not? Oh, so now its insensitive to bring meals to a new mom? Dont tell me its bec you'll be showing that you know she had s-x nine months ago....

↑ happy mom1

Wed, Sep 05 2012, 8:15 pm

From BP to Monsey - Will I be Able to find a job?

Between bp and monsey? Hm... you may find a position as a toll booth officer, y'know, the one that collects the toll? Great for your social life too!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2012, 8:19 pm

Barbara wrote:

I missed that one, Barbara. Here's your answer: Hobbes.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2012, 8:23 pm

Zucchini and carrot, what to do with them.

I'd put them in separate rooms tonight, see if they cool down, if not you might want see if there's someone you can talk to IRL for help.

Boy, what is it with the food these days? Gotta wonder if Gary Larson took a time machine and visited imamother for inspiration.

Oy vey iz mir: I just saw What to do with a whole chicken.
Dance, Barbara?

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Thu, Sep 06 2012, 1:51 am

Taking a page out of yy's book Wink

:

"Gift for Dr. Diana Roth ob/gyn"

That'th great! Proof that it'th never too late to thwitch career trakth.
I'd buy her thome hair acthethorieth.