What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ leah66 ↓

Tue, Aug 21 2012, 12:55 am

» help me name my maternity business please
That is not a nice thing to call your baby.

↑ leah66

Tue, Aug 21 2012, 12:56 am

enneamom wrote:

Where to find a Shabbos [gentile]?

Put in a classified ad? "Shabbos [gentile] Wanted. No Jews need apply." shock

That ad sounds a bit anti-Semitic.

↑ roza ↓

Tue, Aug 21 2012, 3:02 am

I wasn't here for awhile, so my first reaction to all the CIO threads:

CIO = Chief Information Officer

WOW, imamothers are really amazing, applying CIO concepts in their parenting.

(later I figured out what cio stands for :-) )

↑ roza

Tue, Aug 21 2012, 3:04 am

"how to discipline a toddler"

Don't ask me, I can barely get myself discipline

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Aug 21 2012, 2:00 pm

why did you have dc #2 so quickly after dc #1?

As long as they were in there to take out #1 I figured let them take out #2 as well. No point waiting around for #2 to learn how to climb out himself--the OB had stuff to do!

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, Aug 21 2012, 3:28 pm

why did you have dc #2 so quickly after dc #1?
check out the numerous desperate threads on seeking a better method of BC....

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Aug 21 2012, 8:18 pm

Yob for boys

What kind of yob is he looking for? Does he have any marketable skills?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Aug 21 2012, 8:29 pm

Budget for a boy, how much did it cost you?

With or without the fee for gender selection?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Aug 22 2012, 8:40 am

What color is your husband's talit?

The Jewish version of "What Color is your Parachute?"

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Aug 22 2012, 11:12 am

zaq wrote:

What color is your husband's talit?

The Jewish version of "What Color is your Parachute?"

Exactly what I was going to say.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Aug 22 2012, 12:00 pm

Are you listening to non jewish music?

not at the moment, why?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Aug 22 2012, 12:01 pm

Barbara wrote:

zaq wrote:

What color is your husband's talit?

The Jewish version of "What Color is your Parachute?"

Exactly what I was going to say.

great minds of the same generation think alike.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Aug 22 2012, 12:21 pm

kids shoes for ppl who live in Passaic/Clifton

Is there something peculiar about the people who live in passaic/clifton that requires them to have shoes different from those worn by people in, say, Edison/ Highland Park, Tampa/St.Pete or any other place with a double name and
a slash?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Aug 22 2012, 1:16 pm

Are there women who don't go to Broadway shows? Why or why not?

This and much more on news at 10:00.

↑ little_mage

Wed, Aug 22 2012, 1:23 pm

penguin wrote:

My cheeks hurt from laughing. You ladies are in top form today.
Can s/o please explain

Quote:

Time out is a LIE
So is the cake.

Clearly a cultural reference from a generation later than mine...

It's a reference from a video game called Portal. It's a pretty good game, too.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Aug 22 2012, 9:15 pm

Jewel vs. Judy Pony

Is this, like, the new Lisa Frank? Or some new kids' series?

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Aug 22 2012, 9:23 pm

Do you feel like taking a cab with a male driver?

Yeah, I am kind of lonely and could use some male company.

↑ observer ↓

Wed, Aug 22 2012, 10:18 pm

"Would you say you are Jewish on an application form?"

If you're Jewish, you're Jewish everywhere. So, yes, I'd say I'm Jewish in every situation, even on application forms. (Though I wouldn't indicate it on the form)

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Thu, Aug 23 2012, 1:05 pm

Anything to do near Woodbury Common?

Oh, I don't know, hmm, let's see, you could, maybe, SHOP?!

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Thu, Aug 23 2012, 1:08 pm

Would you say you're Jewish on an application form?

I would say I'm Jewish in a house
I would say I'm Jewish with a mouse
I would say I'm Jewish in the rain
I would say I'm Jewish on a train
I would say I'm Jewish in a high school dorm
I would say I'm Jewish on an application form
I would never eat green eggs and ham
B/c I'm Jewish, Sam I am