What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Aug 23 2012, 6:41 pm

Shuly VS. Shevy????

My money is on Shuly. She looks like a bruiser.
Shevy seems to cry a lot.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Aug 23 2012, 10:11 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Are there women who don't go to Broadway shows? Why or why not?

This and much more on news at 10:00.

My reaction:

Because they don't live anywhere near NYC?

Because they can't afford it?

↑ observer ↓

Fri, Aug 24 2012, 12:51 am

5*Mom wrote:

Would you say you're Jewish on an application form?

I would say I'm Jewish in a house
I would say I'm Jewish with a mouse
I would say I'm Jewish in the rain
I would say I'm Jewish on a train
I would say I'm Jewish in a high school dorm
I would say I'm Jewish on an application form
I would never eat green eggs and ham
B/c I'm Jewish, Sam I am

Ha ha! I was going to write that!!!!

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Aug 24 2012, 10:59 am

"Sleep train. At what age?"

I fall asleep on trains at every age. Something about the gentle rocking back and forth and the rhythmic sounds of the engine... Zzzzzz....

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Aug 24 2012, 11:02 am

"What is the latest you've had a child walk"

Around 2:30am. We all walked home from a long Pesach seder at a friends' home.

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↑ fruitsalad

Fri, Aug 24 2012, 11:06 am

extreme "my turn ur turn" made me think that men aslo want a turn to be preg

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 24 2012, 12:03 pm

What is the latest you've had a child walk

Been trying to make them walk since they came of age, but so far they're all still living at home.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 24 2012, 12:39 pm

Jap info

FYI, that term is considered offensive. Say instead either "people of Japanese birth or descent" or "princesses".

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 24 2012, 1:00 pm

Inlaws over for Mikvah night

You can't get much kinkier than that.

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Aug 26 2012, 12:55 am

Mazel Tov wereafamily!!!

Wow, that's so nice! So do you mean you got married and now you're a family? Cute way to express it.

IMHopinion

Sun, Aug 26 2012, 2:27 am

I opened this thread for the first time ever here on Imamother. Never struck me as anything interesting, but boy, Am I LOLing now!
seriously, out loud.
I'm having so much fun , thanks for the giggles!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Aug 26 2012, 10:11 am

Avoiding traffic in Staten Island

From WXYZ news:
10:06 Remarkably there is no traffic in Staten Island right now. Details to follow.
10:07 There have been reports of a loud, persistent, shofar like sound and many eagles with large wings hovering over large Jewish communities and other locations throughout the world.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Aug 26 2012, 10:15 am

"Need help with Keeping calender"

Need help with spelling calendar.

↑ observer

Sun, Aug 26 2012, 10:54 am

"How many sneakers to bring to Israel?"

One for each foot would be good.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 8:25 am

Is it Tide or is it the tablecloths?

It's Memorex.

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 9:46 am

KY isn't sperm friendly

Sure it is. That's why Kyrius Yoel has a 46% growth rate.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 10:03 am

enneamom wrote:

Mazel Tov wereafamily!!!

Wow, that's so nice! So do you mean you got married and now you're a family? Cute way to express it.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 10:41 am

Toltza and Tzurtie

Two of the Teenage Frummie Ninja Turtles?

↑ ElTam ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 11:56 am

why did you have dc #2 so quickly after dc #1?

They are twins...

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 11:56 am

Play and 15 week old

PLEASE don't bring your 15-week-old, be he ever so placid, to a play. He will get nothing out of it, and his noises, be they ever so soft, will annoy others in the audience.