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↑ leomom ↓

Sat, Aug 18 2012, 8:01 pm

"Last week's cholent" absolutely must catch on as the new expression for this purpose. Everyone start saying it! Smile

zaq wrote:

Last week's cholent

The newest metaphor to replace "death warmed over":

What can I tell you--all I had was an old beige shmatteh that never did fit right, and my "emergency" sheitel (you see me in it and you call Emergency), a zit the size of Mt. Rainier right on my chin, eyes and nose red from allergies, plus I didn't make it to the salon and was overdue for a wax, I had bags like suitcases under my eyes--really, I felt like last week's cholent.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Aug 19 2012, 4:07 am

how to do kishka?

Slide to the right, slide to the left, shimmy, shimmy, hop, hop
Slide to the left, slide to the right, shimmy, shimmy from the top
That's how you do the "kishka"!

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Aug 19 2012, 4:11 am

Is it not tznius to tell ppl you're going to a hotel?

Only if it's the kind that charges by the hour.

Last edited by zaq on Sun, Aug 19 2012, 11:49 am; edited 1 time in total

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Aug 19 2012, 10:25 am

My cheeks hurt from laughing. You ladies are in top form today.
Can s/o please explain

Quote:

Time out is a LIE
So is the cake.

Clearly a cultural reference from a generation later than mine...

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Aug 19 2012, 9:08 pm

Where to find a Shabbos [gentile]?

Put in a classified ad? "Shabbos [gentile] Wanted. No Jews need apply." shock

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Aug 19 2012, 9:25 pm

Urgent need to find thread

Check in your sewing box. Oh you mean a THREAD...

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Aug 19 2012, 9:28 pm

Baby Products
DaVinci Crib

Wow, how much money do you have to burn that you feel you must have the actual crib Leonardo da Vinci slept in for your baby?
Do you think it will turn your LO into some sort of genius?
It probably isn't up to today's safety standards anyway.

↑ Happy18 ↓

Sun, Aug 19 2012, 9:29 pm

enneamom wrote:

Where to find a Shabbos [gentile]?

Put in a classified ad? "Shabbos [gentile] Wanted. No Jews need apply." shock

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Aug 19 2012, 9:29 pm

Happy18 wrote:

enneamom wrote:

Where to find a Shabbos [gentile]?

Put in a classified ad? "Shabbos [gentile] Wanted. No Jews need apply." shock

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 20 2012, 6:22 am

Best/safest form of BC

Abstinence. The safest and most reliable. One wonders why it isn't more popular.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 20 2012, 7:19 am

Would I enjoy a massage?

Now, really, how would any of us know?

↑ Happy18 ↓

Mon, Aug 20 2012, 7:21 am

zaq wrote:

Best/safest form of BC

Abstinence. The safest and most reliable. One wonders why it isn't more popular.

I actually debated posting that to the thread for about a second.

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Mon, Aug 20 2012, 7:25 am

Women of the wall.
So nice of you to take interest in us wallflowers. I thought no one ever noticed us.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Aug 20 2012, 7:28 am

MISSING AN EX

Next time you take the Scrabble set out, just use a small button in its place.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 20 2012, 11:27 am

WHAT DO I DO WITH LEFTOVER POTATO KUGEL?

I'll take a wild guess--nuke it and eat it? Nah, too obvious.
Slice it, dip it in egg, coat with crumbs and fry it? Too redneck.
Run it thru the food processor and add it to next week's kugel batter? Too Depression Baby.
Compost it? Too greasy.
Use it as a door stop? Too flippant.

OK, I give up. What DO you do with it? And why are you shouting?