What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 1:34 pm

Help me pack for vacation!!!!!!!

Sure dearie, I'll be right over.

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 1:35 pm

How to ensure being tahor without pills

Pregnancy, but it only lasts 9 months.

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 1:59 pm

Barbara wrote:

How to ensure being tahor without pills

Pregnancy, but it only lasts 9 months.

True, but it's definitely the method thats most foolproof!

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 2:21 pm

If you eat cholent ....

Try BEANO. BEANO, for instant cholent relief.

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 2:25 pm

What should I wear to the wedding?

THE wedding? You mean the big wedding that all Imamothers were invited to?
(Boy, that would be some wedding...)

↑ leomom ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 7:36 pm

your best remedy for dried lips

Arrange lips in a single layer on a cookie sheet, and bake in a very low oven for several hours.

oh... "remedy"

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 7:37 pm

To all you New Yawkers.

Ya mean all ya N' Yawkas.

↑ Zehava ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 8:11 pm

Does ur baby cry when he wakes up? No she nicely asks to please be fed

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 9:31 pm

"How often do you throw out your sponges?"

As soon as they stop being "spongeworthy."

↑ observer ↓

Wed, Aug 01 2012, 6:53 am

"Wound on underside of left breast"

Yes, yes. Interestingly enough, that would be treated the exact same way as a wound on the underside of the right breast. Hard to believe, I know....

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, Aug 01 2012, 7:31 am

"black tie affair"

Black tie?? Doesn't matter what he wore, if he cheated on you, dump him!!

↑ mgs

Wed, Aug 01 2012, 7:32 am

I lost my tampon inside of me!!
I burst out laughing every time I see it again...

In two weeks : beshaa tova, got pregnant from the tampon and carrying a tampo-human !!

The ignorance of people is sometimes too hilarious!!!

↑ mommyla ↓

Wed, Aug 01 2012, 7:55 am

DrMom wrote:

"How often do you throw out your sponges?"

As soon as they stop being "spongeworthy."

↑ anon for this

Wed, Aug 01 2012, 8:51 am

zaq wrote:

anon for this wrote:

"How do you do it?? honestly!! No money NO HONEY!"

Am I the only one who read "No money NO HONEY" and expected the thread would be in the Intimacy section?

you are not alone...

Thanks, I feel better now.

↑ mommyla

Wed, Aug 01 2012, 9:14 am

"DH wants me to not have the epidural this time Sad

"

That's fine, let him have the baby this time.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Aug 01 2012, 10:27 am

"Awareness Nr 4, anyone else?"

I'm usually less aware near 4 o'clock ~ however an occasional high heel shoe stomp or lights going on & off or the house smelling like some joint or other awakens me & then I'm very aware shock

[sometimes it happens nearer to 2:00 am]

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Aug 01 2012, 10:34 am

"Siyum Hashas - anybody attending, anybody care? (women)"

men ~ do NOT answer ~ they are trying to lure you outta hiding & then you'll need a pat down Twisted Evil

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, Aug 01 2012, 10:51 am

"Why can't I lay there like a bump on a log??"

I enjoy a good discussion, so....

You shouldn't lay there like a bump on a log... because you might fall off. Can bumps fall off logs??? I suppose if the log rolls, the bump could get squished. Maybe just sit on the log, holding on, and if it starts to roll, jump off???

I guess the bottom line question is, if a log rolls, what happens to the bump. . .

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Aug 01 2012, 11:08 am

chani8 wrote:

It will cause the log to roll in circles eventually wearing down.