What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ shanie5

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 12:39 am

thankyou wrote:

Cheap, dark colored underwear-
I keep reading this as : Cheap dark CHOCOLATE underwear....

A bit too kinky for imamother-dontya think?

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 1:55 am

Anyone use a Sheitelmacher Toby in Brooklyn?

Yeah, I know her. Do you know my cousin Chanie who lives in Israel?

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 1:57 am

Attn Lakewood residents or anyone familiar

Only Lakewood-ers are familiar. Aha. I see. The rest of us are just cold, aloof individuals.

*sniffs and stalks off in high dudgeon*

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 2:04 am

What to do for toe nail fungus.

It probably likes a warm moist dark environment.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 2:35 am

"what to do for toe nail fungus"

You forgot the beginning of the quote:

And so, my fellow imamothers: Ask not what your toenail fungus can do for you, ask what you can do for your toenail fungus.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 2:40 am

Does this sound like asthma?

If it is wheezing and coughing then yes.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 2:43 am

Wedding with demands -

Is this the next phase after friends with benefits?

↑ hila

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 5:06 am

"I don't get bein hazmanim"

Nor do I, I have to work all throught till Rosh Hashana

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 10:38 am

What to do with toenail fungus

Enough that we have to figure out what to do with the kids. You don't need the stress. Send it to camp.

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 11:24 am

"my best friend doesnt want to get married"

Find someone else to marry...

Delores

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 1:15 pm

Someone mentally ill- who should they marry?

Multiple personality disorder?

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 1:38 pm

sandwhiches for camp/ school

SandWHATS? Oh, sandWHICHes! I prefer sandWHOs.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 2:05 pm

"Gift idea for old woman?"

A young man?

↑ milchigs ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 2:16 pm

help!! no french in montreal

I totally feel with you. I don't have any french there, either. My advice? Log out of Imamother and make some french! Then you can go out to lunch with your french, have your french over for shabbat, talk on the phone with your french.. the possibilities are endless!! So get out there and strike up a conversation with someone. I made some of my best french like that!

↑ tissues ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 2:23 pm

candyheart wrote:

Need a gyn who specializes in painful intercourse

must...control...urge...to post...inappropriate... reactions ....on the immediate reaction....thread....

Took me an extra second to "get" it... But boy did I laugh!!!!

↑ anon for this ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 2:38 pm

"How do you do it?? honestly!! No money NO HONEY!"

Am I the only one who read "No money NO HONEY" and expected the thread would be in the Intimacy section?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 3:16 pm

anon for this wrote:

"How do you do it?? honestly!! No money NO HONEY!"

Am I the only one who read "No money NO HONEY" and expected the thread would be in the Intimacy section?

you are not alone...

↑ Tinkerbelle ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 3:32 pm

Need PA in brooklyn urgently
that should relieve the crowding in Gaza.

↑ leah66 ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 4:00 pm

Need PA in brooklyn urgently
I'm looking for a Ma in brooklyn, please be my Ma!

Are there any jobs for me?
Oh those beautiful words, you can choose between ironing or folding

↑ tissues ↓

Tue, Jul 31 2012, 4:30 pm

Smelly Chest (hygiene)

So why dont you take it out of the attic, dust off the cobwebs, wash it out, and put it outside to get some fresh air?