What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Feb 15 2012, 5:24 am

The obsession with purim

Hey bub, that's Purim with a capital P. Let's get things straight here.

↑ shanie5 ↓

Wed, Feb 15 2012, 12:39 pm

Squishy wrote:

Megilla costume for 6 year old

My first thought was she wanted to dress her kid up as Megilla gorilla. I have been trying to imagine too many Amish, Chineese and Flat Stanley themes.

Thats what I thought I was dressing up as when I was around 5. Could not understand why other kids kept trying to "read me". I finally got it years later embarrassed

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Wed, Feb 15 2012, 6:36 pm

Orzo from Binah

A distant cousin to Mork from Ork

↑ observer ↓

Wed, Feb 15 2012, 7:07 pm

"Baby teething = no sleep"

Yup- you got that right!

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Feb 16 2012, 12:18 am

candyheart wrote:

Orzo from Binah

A distant cousin to Mork from Ork

made me smile

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Thu, Feb 16 2012, 8:26 am

Quote:

Getting lingerie with a toddler

I'm pretty certain lingerie doesn't come with toddlers. Of course that could be the end result, but there are a few steps first.

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Feb 16 2012, 8:34 am

shanie5 wrote:

Squishy wrote:

Megilla costume for 6 year old

My first thought was she wanted to dress her kid up as Megilla gorilla. I have been trying to imagine too many Amish, Chineese and Flat Stanley themes.

Thats what I thought I was dressing up as when I was around 5. Could not understand why other kids kept trying to "read me". I finally got it years later embarrassed

↑ onlyme ↓

Thu, Feb 16 2012, 8:36 am

HindaRochel wrote:

Quote:

Getting lingerie with a toddler

I'm pretty certain lingerie doesn't come with toddlers. Of course that could be the end result, but there are a few steps first.

I read it as "lingerie for a toddler" and thought, uh uh uh, WAY too young!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Feb 16 2012, 6:22 pm

(One day I am going to start a "delayed reaction" thread, but until then...)
Boyott JCPenny?

Poor Ellen, reduced to shilling for some knockoff place. Is this the poor man's Penney?

↑ bluebird ↓

Thu, Feb 16 2012, 7:02 pm

Makes me want to knit my own panties!!!

Is that a new saying?

"That Deborah Feldman book really put my knickers in a twist! Then I watched the interview on The View and it REALLY got my underwear in a bunch!"
"I know! I was so mad that I could KNIT MY OWN PANTIES!"

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Feb 16 2012, 7:54 pm

Liberals, don't homeschool your kids

Three almost simultaneous thoughts

-teach your children well
-the hidden stanza of "Momma don't let your children grow up to be cowboys"
-Conservatives, for you it's ok.

OK, now off to see what the thread's actually about.

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Feb 16 2012, 9:35 pm

bluebird wrote:

I'm totally going to adopt this new saying.

marina

Thu, Feb 16 2012, 10:02 pm

Will You Appreciate a mm with Whole Raw Vegetables?

Except I read mm as man.

So, yes I will appreciate a man with whole raw vegetables. Also, one with a nice hot pizza. Who's giving them out?

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Thu, Feb 16 2012, 10:14 pm

marina wrote:

Will You Appreciate a mm with Whole Raw Vegetables?

Except I read mm as man.

So, yes I will appreciate a man with whole raw vegetables. Also, one with a nice hot pizza. Who's giving them out?

Pizza and chocolate fudge. We can order this now?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sat, Feb 18 2012, 6:49 pm

What's the"secret ingredient" in your challah?

I'm sorry but I'll only answer if you move it to an amother enabled forum.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Feb 19 2012, 5:32 am

Does anyone else think Deborah Feldman is on imamother?

Aw..busted!

↑ sympa ↓

Sun, Feb 19 2012, 4:04 pm

Quote:

ANOTHER article in the NY Post about Chassidishe? (Not DF)

I read: AMOTHER article ...

↑ sympa

Mon, Feb 20 2012, 2:07 am

Quote:

Do as I say, not as I do - How can you raise a chidl that way

It's not easy.
Tip: Try yelling "DO AS I SAY!"

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Feb 20 2012, 5:15 am

Are you off Presidents' Day and what are you up to?

"I'm on imamother right now."
"Hey, right now I'm on imamother too."
"What a coincidence! So am I!"

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Feb 20 2012, 7:50 am

(Well, after the last contribution this almost isn't necessary.)

Are Imamothers normal?

You may be right. I may be crazy. But it just might be a lunatic you're looking for.