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  the world's best mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 26 2011, 8:27 am
help my boys spend their Chanuka Money

No problem! Just send it over this way!
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  leah66  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 26 2011, 6:33 pm
Squishy wrote:
We keep falling out! Sad

Not sure what you are falling out from. You can try bed bars, seat belts or a better bra.


or denture glue
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  leah66  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 26 2011, 6:36 pm
ewa-jo wrote:
Issues of Concern to Frum Society
"This is why women should not learn Torah inside"

I'm supposed to learn Torah outside??? In this weather????


yup, just like Hillel
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  leah66  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 26 2011, 6:38 pm
How to clean an explosive diaper

First they use women as suicide bombers, then ambulances, now in baby's diapers? crazy!
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  Mrs Bissli  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 26 2011, 9:51 pm
"they took all my blood and it still hurts"
how do you stay alive if they indeed took all blood? Or is it from Twilight Saga?

"I Need a New Cut- much needed advice!! "
I read it as "I need a new Cult". oh uh.
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 26 2011, 11:46 pm
re: outing ideas?

I think it is better to respect peoples privacy. It is never nice to out anyone.
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  medola  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 26 2011, 11:59 pm
"flying eruv shabbos"

New eruv technology that no longer use telephone poles!? It just hovers overhead!? Wowwie wow wow!

Sidenote - anyone seen Jon Stewart's "The Thin Jew Line" ?
Absolutely hilarious.
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  medola  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 27 2011, 12:28 am
" I(we) DID IT!!!"
Nidda Times

Not sure I would proudly publicize that you "DID IT!!!" during Niddah times... On a frum forum... shock
Scratching Head
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 27 2011, 12:47 am
medola wrote:
" I(we) DID IT!!!"
Nidda Times

Not sure I would proudly publicize that you "DID IT!!!" during Niddah times... On a frum forum... shock
Scratching Head


I was just glad they were married first!!!
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 27 2011, 12:48 am
medola wrote:
"flying eruv shabbos"

New eruv technology that no longer use telephone poles!? It just hovers overhead!? Wowwie wow wow!

Sidenote - anyone seen Jon Stewart's "The Thin Jew Line" ?
Absolutely hilarious.


Very Happy
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  hila  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 27 2011, 12:55 am
leah666 wrote:
ewa-jo wrote:
Issues of Concern to Frum Society
"This is why women should not learn Torah inside"

I'm supposed to learn Torah outside??? In this weather????


yup, just like Hillel


I think you mean Rabbi Akiva ?
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 27 2011, 1:56 am
What do you use for parquet floors?

Ah, parquet wood flooring. I think it is bamboo although technically not a wood.
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  IamAJewishWoman




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 27 2011, 4:51 am
My unique birth...never again!
so you will never be born again? you sure? BH!
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 27 2011, 9:48 am
"How private is our PMs"

Hopefully, besides my husband who knows me too well, no one else catches on; I try to behave.


"bundle me questions"

#9 in "Top ten things a leprechaun would say" ("Well, bundle me questions, laddy.")
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Pandabeer




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 27 2011, 11:12 am
"my cervix is not mature enough"

isn't your cervix as old as you ar? or are you also not mature enough??
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 27 2011, 12:14 pm
The making of Post-Chareidim.

You know, the way we folks splinter, it's just a matter of time till we see Kelloggs-Chareidim, General Mills- Chariedim, Malt o Meal-Chareidim....when will we learn... (heavy sigh)...
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  onlyme  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 27 2011, 12:45 pm
"How many times do you dip?"

"On any other night we do not dip at all. But on this night we dip twice..." Study
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  bigsis144




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 27 2011, 1:47 pm
hila wrote:
leah666 wrote:
ewa-jo wrote:
Issues of Concern to Frum Society
"This is why women should not learn Torah inside"

I'm supposed to learn Torah outside??? In this weather????


yup, just like Hillel


I think you mean Rabbi Akiva ?


It's Hillel -- he couldn't afford the admission fee to get into the beis medrash of Shmaya and Avtalyon, so he climbed on the roof and listened through the skylight. It was snowing, and they had to thaw him out when they discovered him up there.

ou.org wrote:
Most famous perhaps is the incident which occurred before his rise to leadership, when he was not yet a scholar, but had a burning desire to study Torah. At that time, Torah study was tightly controlled and limited only to those of the highest caliber and to those who could pay for it. Hillel, working then as a woodchopper, did not have enough money to pay for entry into the Beit Midrash. On a freezing cold snowy day, he climbed onto the roof of the Study Hall, and lay at the "skylight" listening to the lecture, until he froze. When the scholars below observed his form above, they retrieved him, and changed the policy such that anyone who wished to study Torah could come in and do so.
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  mommyla  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 27 2011, 1:55 pm
"Simple & Delicious Dairy Donut Balls"

"Tell us about your balls, Pete." "No one can resist my Schweddy balls."
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 27 2011, 2:07 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
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#9 in "Top ten things a leprechaun would say" ("Well, bundle me questions, laddy.")


Rolling Laughter
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