What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2011, 2:06 pm

We've got a winner! Good on you, Dr. Mom Tongue Out

↑ anonymrs ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2011, 2:14 pm

Malasheval wrote:

"Looking for good dentist, reasonable 16 year old needs crown."

There is nothing reasonable about a 16 year old insisting on being crowned, it actually sounds quite juvenile - "class queen" and all that. And what shaychus to the dentist? She wants to be crowned best patient or something?

It really took me a few seconds to figure it out.

I know, I'm kinda slow today... Smile

Since when are 16 yr olds reasonable??? The kids these days.....

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2011, 2:54 pm

anonymrs wrote:

Since when are 16 yr olds reasonable???

Maybe "reasonable" is an overstatement, but they're not nearly as expensive as 18-to-20-year olds.

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2011, 4:03 pm

Intermarrying Siblings?

Incest? Pharaohs?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2011, 8:05 pm

Birth alternatives in Baltimore?

But...why? Scratching Head

For heaven's sakes, you've got Sinai!!!

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2011, 8:39 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Birth alternatives in Baltimore?

But...why? Scratching Head

For heaven's sakes, you've got Sinai!!!

The stork or the cabbage patch.

↑ seeker ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2011, 10:48 pm

Oh well, I see I'm not the only one responding to "Birth Alternatives." My first reaction was, "Great, I always wanted a different way to get the baby out! Maybe laying eggs?"

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2011, 11:23 pm

seeker wrote:

Oh well, I see I'm not the only one responding to "Birth Alternatives." My first reaction was, "Great, I always wanted a different way to get the baby out! Maybe laying eggs?"

and I was thinking "birth alternatives in Baltimore"? being pregnant forever in baltimore....

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2011, 11:29 pm

shrimp with pesto

Is this another inlaw rant?

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Dec 23 2011, 9:52 am

candyheart wrote:

shrimp with pesto

Is this another inlaw rant?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Dec 23 2011, 10:57 am

Bath options under Infants.

Wow, what will Sinai think of next?

↑ leah66 ↓

Fri, Dec 23 2011, 11:08 am

I guess I'm really out of it, as I have not been getting any of the jokes here recently. Sad

Here's a dumb one:
What's your immediate reaction to thread titles?
To click on them (and yes, that was not at all my immediate reaction.)

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Dec 23 2011, 12:17 pm

can you cook chicken in a crockpot without it getting mushy?

If it's the sentimental type, it'll be mushy no matter how you cook it. If it has more of a hardboiled personality, same thing.

↑ realeez ↓

Fri, Dec 23 2011, 12:51 pm

Black and white cookies from the purple cookbook

The thread that started the joke: what's black and white and purple all over?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Dec 23 2011, 1:07 pm

leah666 wrote:

I guess I'm really out of it, as I have not been getting any of the jokes here recently. Sad

Here's a dumb one:
What's your immediate reaction to thread titles?
To click on them (and yes, that was not at all my immediate reaction.)

In case it's me, it's not that I have a bone to pick with Sinai, it's the lovefest I find fascinating. Apparently they're good with at least one thing and that's L & D. Good on them.

↑ ewa-jo ↓

Sun, Dec 25 2011, 3:10 am

Issues of Concern to Frum Society
"This is why women should not learn Torah inside"

I'm supposed to learn Torah outside??? In this weather????

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Dec 25 2011, 11:01 am

zaq wrote:

can you cook chicken in a crockpot without it getting mushy?

If it's the sentimental type, it'll be mushy no matter how you cook it. If it has more of a hardboiled personality, same thing.

I thought:

The temperature must be completely off the charts if your crockpot gets mushy.

↑ hadasa ↓

Sun, Dec 25 2011, 12:12 pm

Infants>no consistency

reaction 1) Maybe try adding some flour to the batter?
reaction 2) Infants are notoriously inconsistent, giggling one moment, crying the next; it's you who needs to learn consistency in dealing with them.

What's your best baked apple recipe?
Umm, apples in an oven or microwave. Too complicated?

↑ medola ↓

Sun, Dec 25 2011, 3:38 pm

"Anyone have a ez recipe of fruit punch drink?"

Um, just take the fruit punch mix and add water.
Tada!

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Dec 26 2011, 1:06 am

We keep falling out! Sad

Not sure what you are falling out from. You can try bed bars, seat belts or a better bra.