What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ shanie5 ↓

Tue, Sep 20 2011, 3:47 pm

Over-the-Shoulder baby holder

Anyone remember the movie beaches?

Bette Midler singing about "otto titsling" and his invention: the "over the shoulder boulder holder?"

Warning, the following link is very raunchy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqxWhBZXF8Q

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Sep 20 2011, 3:52 pm

zaq wrote:

Would a shadchan work?

Most professional shadchanim would say that shadchanus **is** work, but I suppose if he weren't successful at it, he would consider seeking alternative employment.

How much work would a shadchan work if a shadchan would work work?

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Sep 20 2011, 3:57 pm

Anyone have a Billy bookcase? What about a Jewish one?

Billy is Jewish. His Hebrew name is Ze'ev. If you don't believe me, check the back right corner of the bottom shelf. Yep, there was a bris.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Sep 20 2011, 4:47 pm

CatLady wrote:

Quote:

"If you were one of three newlyweds in HaMachsan today..."

Too bad there wasn't one more newlywed, because I'd wonder if they'd all married the infamous four out of five dentists.

Just how old are those dentists? Wouldn't these girls be like trophy wives number seven? (And honeymooning in E"Y...of course they're Jewish....)

↑ JC

Tue, Sep 20 2011, 9:03 pm

Thank you for making me smile::: what a wonderful blast from the past

shanie5 wrote:

↑ auntie_em ↓

Tue, Sep 20 2011, 9:22 pm

the world's best mom wrote:

Uncomfortable radio

You can try giving your radio a soft pillow and blanket. It may be more comfortable that way, but honestly, I think you may be spoiling your radio. Mine sits on a hard shelf and has never complained once.

That's because your radio is obviously from a previous generation. THIS generation of radios is just softer...more used to the easy way in life!

Is your radio an Israeli one by chance? That could also explain it.

NOTE- This is tongue-in-cheek! No offense or insult is intended to anyone or any radio.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Tue, Sep 20 2011, 9:26 pm

Cannoli Filling, Anyone?

Yes, thank you. It's delicious! Should I bring my own spoon?

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Sep 20 2011, 11:20 pm

help my mother texts me!

This is a perfect axample of why you need proper punctuation and capitalization. Was that:

1- "Help," my mother texts me!

2- Help my mother text me!

or
3- Help! My mother texts me!

↑ shanie5 ↓

Tue, Sep 20 2011, 11:29 pm

JC wrote:

Thank you for making me smile::: what a wonderful blast from the past

shanie5 wrote:

Your welcome. I just wish my computer had sound so I can hear it again too.

↑ tryingmybest ↓

Wed, Sep 21 2011, 2:49 am

Can't get a burp

Sorry, I don't really know which stores sell them.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Sep 21 2011, 9:10 am

[quote="the world's best mom"]help my mother texts me!

This is a perfect axample of why you need proper punctuation and capitalization. Was that:

1- "Help," my mother texts me!]

Wow, that must take up a lot of space Maybe even more than A Hard Day's Night.
And re Uncomfortable Radio: I just checked it out, had a hunch it was something like that, but can't help thinking what an excellent name for a rock band that might make. (If there's ever a third Bugs Potter, we'll know where Gordon Korman got his names from.)

↑ mommyla ↓

Wed, Sep 21 2011, 11:12 am

any ideas for uman present???

How about... Ooh! I know! A trip to Uman!

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Sep 21 2011, 3:16 pm

"Sporadic intimate life. Still a healthy marriage?"

I read this as "Sphardic intimate life. Still a healthy marriage?"

Only if the Spherdic person is your spouse.

↑ Ima2NYM_LTR ↓

Wed, Sep 21 2011, 3:55 pm

shanie5 wrote:

love that scene!! was thinking about it the other day

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Sep 21 2011, 6:07 pm

How to Whip up Whip

Well, that should get Clarissa to post, if she's around.

↑ RPESN ↓

Wed, Sep 21 2011, 6:58 pm

Is timeliness important?

Read this 'is time-lines important'

Beyond the terrible grammar and spelling thought, I was boggled. First thought possibly timer, then thought maybe those ticker things, but why would anyone consider them important enough to ask about?

Sleep sleep.....

B"H, I wholeheartedly agree with your post..

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Sep 21 2011, 10:57 pm

Where to get black knee socks that actually stay up?

Buy white ones and wear them for a week.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Sep 21 2011, 11:33 pm

Diaper Cake

I'm speechless.
I've never heard of this thing.
I don't have a clue what it is.
Several possibilities come to mind, none of them attractive.
I never thought to hear those two words used together in the same sentence.
I hope I never have to ever again.