What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 9:38 am

whats the difference between all the diff CDs??
They have different songs, sung by different singers.

↑ anon for this ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 9:54 am

Would you travel through Istanbul to save money?

Maybe Istanbul...but not Constantinople.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 10:10 am

anon for this wrote:

Would you travel through Istanbul to save money?

Maybe Istanbul...but not Constantinople.

Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks.

poemmom ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 10:25 am

Quote:

Vote on your preference for women in hatzalah

Blonde, medium height

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 11:12 am

"dying washing machine"

Sounds like an ambitious project! First, you will need a very large vat of dye...

↑ Bea21 ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 11:30 am

Mystery Children's Place Coupon

Is this coupon for a Fun House or amusement park called "Mystery Children's Place"?

↑ leomom ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 11:46 am

How do you “deal” with short cycles?

I raise the "seat" so the bike "fits" better.

↑ RPESN ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 2:26 pm

Barons & Bankers
I read this as Barons and Bakers or Barons and Bonkers. Did someone perchance post this previously?!

Friday night mikve in Boro Park???
Did someone also post a while back that they're surprised that there is any mikva only open on Friday nights? I can't be bothered checking.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 5:00 pm

Freezing sesame chicken?

For some reason I saw that first as having an exclamation point so here goes:
Freezing sesame chicken, Batman!

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 5:50 pm

did you marry your father & your dh marry his mother

I know it's confusing, but if I would have married my father, than my dh would have married his daughter.

↑ leomom ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 6:21 pm

scallop potato-mishap

Scallop potato mashup - sounds yummy. So first you make the scalloped potatoes and then you mash it up?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 7:12 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Freezing sesame chicken?

For some reason I saw that first as having an exclamation point so here goes:
Freezing sesame chicken, Batman!

I like!

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 7:46 pm

I have a recipe-now what??

just as a wild guess...gather the ingredients and utensils listed therein?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 7:48 pm

Do you inject on Shabbos and Yom Tov?

Of course not. That's what snorting's for.

↑ sequoia ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 7:51 pm

zaq wrote:

Do you inject on Shabbos and Yom Tov?

Of course not. That's what snorting's for.

Hee hee!

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 7:55 pm

What do your kids sit in at the table?

I'd hate to tell you what my two year old sometimes sits in at the table.... embarrassed

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2011, 7:57 pm

yy wrote:

How do you “deal” with short cycles?

I raise the "seat" so the bike "fits" better.

^^^"Like"

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Sep 27 2011, 1:20 am

"is it really impossible to go home with twins?"

No, this is a common misconception, because doorways are too narrow to accommodate two people at once. The secret is to enter single file.

↑ poemmom ↓

Tue, Sep 27 2011, 5:28 am

Quote:

Did you marry your father & your dh marry his mother...

Well if so have I got something for YOU to listen to in shul this Yom Kippur...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Sep 27 2011, 6:34 am

poemmom wrote:

Quote:

Did you marry your father & your dh marry his mother...

Well if so have I got something for YOU to listen to in shul this Yom Kippur...

Well said!