What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 19 2011, 8:49 am

bigsis144 wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

Colorful Belt

would be an excellent name for a rock band. (Debating if I want to start a chit chat thread on thread titles that could be excellent names for rock bands...feel free, y'all.)

For a Jewish grunge band, I propose the name Three Day Yontif. 'cuz seriously, what's grungier than people after one of those? Smile

LOL! It also echoes "Three-Dog Night".

↑ Barbara ↓

Fri, Aug 19 2011, 9:57 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Where are the make up guru's?

Where are the make up guru's whats?

And bigsis: Rock on!

Where are the makeup gurus?

They hang out at Sephora, but sometimes take a road trip to Bloomies for the MAC counter.

↑ Barbara ↓

Fri, Aug 19 2011, 10:32 am

Where is my period???

Usually at the end of sentences.

OR

Bottom right of the keyboard.

↑ realeez ↓

Fri, Aug 19 2011, 12:16 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Where are the make up guru's?

Where are the make up guru's whats?

And bigsis: Rock on!

I can't stand when people add apostrophes for plural words!!! Fine I understood when my son in Gr 2 did that (you bet I set him straight!) but I can't understand adults doing that! The worst was when I saw it in a paid ad: "Selling shirt's, skirt's, sweater's, shell's..." Twisted Evil

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Aug 19 2011, 12:53 pm

zaq wrote:

where are the makeup gurus?

At Om.

Buddhist walks into a Sephora and says to the makeup guru: Make up me one with everything.

(Original nusach: Buddhist walks into a Coney Island and says, Make me one with everything.)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Aug 19 2011, 12:56 pm

What's your favorite fruit?

What are the odds of this one overtaking the camp thread?

↑ auntie_em ↓

Fri, Aug 19 2011, 4:38 pm

Where is my period???

It has gone undercover as a question mark, to fit in with the others.

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Aug 20 2011, 6:11 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

zaq wrote:

where are the makeup gurus?

At Om.

Buddhist walks into a Sephora and says to the makeup guru: Make up me one with everything.

(Original nusach: Buddhist walks into a Coney Island and says, Make me one with everything.)

Oh, thank goodness--somebody got it!

↑ leomom ↓

Sat, Aug 20 2011, 7:34 pm

"How would you describe your contractions?"

Interesting question! I guess I'd describe them this way:

shouldn't - lots of consonants

it'll - reminds me of "a kid'll eat ivy" in maresy doats and doesy doats

ain't - slang

shan't, oughtn't - rather formal

should've, could've, would've - sad, counterproductive

I'm - the shortest contraction

I'll - I like that it has so many vertical lines and rhymes with smile

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Aug 20 2011, 7:46 pm

yy wrote:

↑ leomom ↓

Sat, Aug 20 2011, 7:57 pm

zaq wrote:

yy wrote:

Thanks! I kinda liked that one, too. Smile

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Aug 21 2011, 5:51 pm

What should I do with heirloom tomatoes?

First of all, insure them. Then, even though you may think you're young, consider writing a will already so there'll be no hard feelings over their division after 120.

↑ leomom ↓

Sun, Aug 21 2011, 8:43 pm

gryp wrote:

Thanks for that one, yy. Smile

How did you know I could use an extra kind word and a smile today? Smile

↑ leomom ↓

Sun, Aug 21 2011, 8:50 pm

"Tips on efficient way to count money (cash)"

Did you just rob a bank?

"I am no longer ERF"

I'm glad you're feeling better!

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Aug 21 2011, 11:31 pm

yy: Loved the contractions post!

"where to get white undergarment"
Um, except Fredrick's of Hollywood, I'd say pretty much any place that sells underwear.

↑ hadasa ↓

Mon, Aug 22 2011, 5:28 am

What do I do with heirloom tomatoes?

If they've been in your family for generations, I doubt they're still edible.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Aug 22 2011, 6:27 am

Cape May, NJ

you looked so very pretty
when we met in ocean city
like someone oh so easy to adore
I sang this little ditty
on our way through ocean city
heading south along the jersey shore

on the way to cape may
I fell in love with you
on the way to cape may
I saw my dreams come true
I was taken by your smile
as we drifted through sea isle
my heart was gone
when we reached avalon
on the way to cape my
stone harbor skies were blue
we were naming the day
when wild wood came in view
if you're gonna be my spouse
we better head for the courthouse
on the way to cape may
on the way to cape may

↑ gryp

Mon, Aug 22 2011, 6:55 am

yy wrote:

gryp wrote:

Thanks for that one, yy. Smile

How did you know I could use an extra kind word and a smile today? Smile

Oh, that's what I thought when I read your post. Smile

I love your sense of humor, yy. Please keep on spreading the smiles. Smile