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 Mon, May 16 2011, 5:33 pm
Mashiach Coming Today
Umm, I think you may have wandered into the wrong group. But its May 21, not today, in any case.
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penguin
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Mon, May 16 2011, 5:36 pm
| Quote: | | do you have a favorite shape of pasta? |
I think if I ate less pasta I would probably be a different shape....
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anon for this
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Mon, May 16 2011, 5:41 pm
Not a title, but in the thread about the Williamsburg pashkevil calling for women to step aside when they encounter men, one poster mentioned a story about a gadol who would not allow his chassidim to push ahead of a pregnant women even though she was walking down the street very slowly. According to the story, he said, "She may be pregnant with moshiach".
My immediate thought was, "but what if he's not the messiah, but just a very naughty boy?"
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zaq
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Mon, May 16 2011, 8:00 pm
Are you happy with your Sheitel???
Very. It sits on the shelf and doesn't bother me, and I in turn don't bother it. We're very happy that way.
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mimivan
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Mon, May 16 2011, 8:19 pm
| anon for this wrote: | Not a title, but in the thread about the Williamsburg pashkevil calling for women to step aside when they encounter men, one poster mentioned a story about a gadol who would not allow his chassidim to push ahead of a pregnant women even though she was walking down the street very slowly. According to the story, he said, "She may be pregnant with moshiach".
My immediate thought was, "but what if he's not the messiah, but just a very naughty boy?" |
LOL
gotta love those Monty Python references. With regard to a heated argument over the Shabbos table about Moshiach one guest piped up "There's a mess in here but no Messiah!!"
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leomom
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Mon, May 16 2011, 9:34 pm
Fiddleheads-Does ANYONE have any idea how to check them?
I'm sorry you're so frustrated about checking something (not sure what), but I just want to thank you for keeping your language clean! 
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penguin
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Mon, May 16 2011, 9:43 pm
My inbox is 90% full. Please advise.
Hey, you're popular. You seem to be making a lot of friends (or maybe enemies...) so why do you need advice?
Mine is - hey, mine is 79%! Wow. I feel very wanted.
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DrMom
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Tue, May 17 2011, 12:24 am
"Great girl looking for shidduch, needs IVF"
I guess she likes 'em young.
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anonymrs
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Tue, May 17 2011, 7:36 am
HELP!! My bedika is stuck....
Well, I sure hope you get it out asap! You can't go to the mik with a bedika cloth stuck inside!
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Tiale
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Tue, May 17 2011, 8:10 am
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what's IVF? Sorry for posting here.
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Tiale
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Tue, May 17 2011, 8:11 am
ISO girls swim cover up
Talk to chaya suri 
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Tiale
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Tue, May 17 2011, 8:13 am
did anyone go to the Touro School of Lifelong Education bP?
I'm sure SOMEONE did!
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DrMom
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Tue, May 17 2011, 9:14 am
| Tiale wrote: | | what's IVF? Sorry for posting here. |
In vitro fertilization.
(a form of fertility treatment where the egg is fertilized in the lab and implanted in the women's uterus; "test tube babies")
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DrMom
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Tue, May 17 2011, 9:17 am
"Always Aroused. Anyone Else?"
World's least subtle pick-up line.
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PinkFridge
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Tue, May 17 2011, 10:33 am
how to call a rabbi
Somehow I don't see this contest taking off at the state fair....
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Tue, May 17 2011, 4:11 pm
"anyone use ....eisenberg curly sheitel macher?"
how can a sheitel macher be curly?
or is it anyone use .... eisenberg, curly sheitel, macher?
both seem rather strange!
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PinkFridge
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Tue, May 17 2011, 4:32 pm
Is there really parking in Boro Park in July?
Yes, Virginia...
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zaq
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Tue, May 17 2011, 9:02 pm
| DrMom wrote: | "Always Aroused. Anyone Else?"
World's least subtle pick-up line. |
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MaBelleVie
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Tue, May 17 2011, 9:11 pm
"weaned the baby. how do I know what size bra now?"
well, if it fits, it's probably the right size.
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PinkFridge
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Tue, May 17 2011, 10:12 pm
How do you like your cholent?
How do you like your carrots?
Raw raw raw!
How do you like your cabbage?
Slaw slaw slaw!
How do you like your cholent?
Sweet sweet sweet!
And how do you like the other team?
BEAT BEAT BEAT!
(No, I don't exactly favor sweet cholent. But this was my immediate reaction. Sorry, it's been a long day.)
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