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↑ bigsis144 ↓

Thu, May 12 2011, 10:17 am

Gay Jews

No such thing! Not listening

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 12 2011, 10:29 am

Low tone -- only in his mouth?

No, vocal tone is determined by a number of factors, only one of which is the mouth. There's the throat, nasal passages, lungs, diaphragm, abdominal muscles...

↑ grin ↓

Thu, May 12 2011, 11:00 am

zaq wrote:

Anyone live in milwaukee?

Nope. No one at all. Used to be over half a million back in the day, but now it's a ghost town. Weirdest thing I ever saw.

shoshina ↓

Thu, May 12 2011, 2:53 pm

"Where can you find moving boxes in Baltimore?"

Well, if they're moving, it's really hard to say isn't it? They won't be in the place I tell you once you get there...

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 12 2011, 8:24 pm

My husband is now questioning the split aliyah!!!

Our gabbai doesn't like splitting aliyot, either, but some congregants insist on doing it to be able give kibbudim to all the important people at the bar mitzvah.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 12 2011, 9:04 pm

Which spices in Israel need checking?

I would imagine all the Spice Girls already have checking and don't need a special account when they're in Israel.

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Thu, May 12 2011, 9:23 pm

How to call a rabbi

Pick up the phone, dial his number and wait for him to answer.

Nomie

Thu, May 12 2011, 9:53 pm

Another Peoples Court Incident

"Ruh-roh." (scooby-doo style)

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 12 2011, 10:08 pm

How to call a rabbi

"Rabbi X" when you first greet him on any given day, and just plain "Rabbi" after that.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, May 12 2011, 10:54 pm

"Large crowd for shabbos – more dishes or larger quantities?"

Um, more dishes, obviously. It doesn't matter how many guests you have; they'll each want their own place setting.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, May 13 2011, 12:54 pm

Calling out Litvaks

I'll be there as soon as I can!

↑ penguin ↓

Fri, May 13 2011, 3:36 pm

WHY can't he remember sefiras haomer counting?!?!

Because he doesn't daven Maariv with a minyan?

(Sorry if that sounds critical? In my family where we never go on vacation unless there's a minyan. So, although I know not everyone is so particular, I thought that in the normal course of things, men do go to daven. But I forgot that there are earlier minyanim where it's too early to count.

Still, around here after benching Friday night, the drill is, say over Krias Shema if you davened early, and, of course, count Sefira when applicable. If they come home just before whatever zman floats their boat & we're waiting for guests, they're busy looking at the clock to see if they can say Shma & count. before Kiddush...)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, May 13 2011, 3:55 pm

Great milchig ideas - tons of company!

I pray I should never be in this situation but your company may be fleishig, not milchig.

↑ grin ↓

Sun, May 15 2011, 3:07 pm

DrMom wrote:

"Large crowd for shabbos – more dishes or larger quantities?"

Um, more dishes, obviously. It doesn't matter how many guests you have; they'll each want their own place setting.

↑ mimivan ↓

Sun, May 15 2011, 8:10 pm

Nomie wrote:

Another Peoples Court Incident

"Ruh-roh." (scooby-doo style)

Our People have survived the Babylonians, the Greeks, the Romans, the Spanish, the Russians, Stalin, Hitler and Bin Laden, and YES! we will endure another People's Court episode featuring an Orthodox Jewish defendant!

Last edited by mimivan on Sun, May 15 2011, 9:59 pm; edited 1 time in total

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, May 15 2011, 8:47 pm

Rabbi Falk's Sefer - Study Program - Anyone Want to Join?

I'd rather be strung up by my toenails over a campfire and doused with kerosene.

↑ Barbara ↓

Sun, May 15 2011, 9:15 pm

Outing in Yerushalayim

Look, for the last time, its none of your business if someone is gay. Keep yout mouth ...

oh, you mean places to go .... nevermind.

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, May 15 2011, 9:25 pm

Quote:

Outing in Yerushalayim
Look, for the last time, its none of your business if someone is gay. Keep yout mouth ...
oh, you mean places to go .... nevermind.

Quote:

Rabbi Falk's Sefer - Study Program - Anyone Want to Join?
I'd rather be strung up by my toenails over a campfire and doused with kerosene.

can I say

and

at the same time? Is there an emoticon for me too?? Cheers

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, May 16 2011, 12:24 am

"URGENT: Did you ever post a $10,000 bond for illegal immigr?"

NO!

Whew! I hope that was fast enought. I know the question was urgent.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 16 2011, 2:47 pm

ISO - ATTRACTIVE Jewish themed posters

There are surely a great many attractive posters here, and not only are they Jewish "themed", they're genuinely Jewish. But why are you asking? what kind of site do you think this is, anyway? Shame on you!

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