What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ chocolate chips ↓

Mon, Jan 24 2011, 12:01 pm

CANCER!!!

this thread immediately made me think back to an English series on BBC called Outnumbered where this family have these 3 really precocious kids (really funny series!)
anyway in one story, the mother is trying to tell the kid that cancer isnt a nice word so the 5 year old girl walks around the house for the remainder of the series going "cancer cancer cancer cancer..."

The way the op wrote the title it looked like she was shouting out the word as a dare to see what will happen
lol.

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Jan 24 2011, 10:52 pm

"Applying for Medicaid and preg."

While you do have to apply in order to receive Medicaid, you do not have to fill out an application in order to get pregnant.

The process is quite simple and I'm sure a kallah teacher can clarify it for you.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jan 25 2011, 7:33 am

"Easy Shabbos recipe...but nothing with whipped topping"

Gee, let me think: Okay I got it! Roasted chicken, baked potatoes, salad, green beans with whipped topping... Doh!

(Oops -- didn't notice this was in the "Desserts" section...)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jan 25 2011, 8:50 am

Is there life after 7 Mile Market?

This raises some serious theological issues. Was there life before 7 Mile Market? Was the actual Seven Mile location viable? What exactly was the status of Jack's? (Where's Jawscience when you need her?)

↑ chocolate chips ↓

Tue, Jan 25 2011, 11:07 am

Atali wrote:

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Jan 25 2011, 3:06 pm

Good non jewish Music

Silent Night is beautiful. Handel's Messiah. For a more modern take, I Don't Know How to Love Him from Je-sus Ch-rist Superstar isn't bad, and I rather like Day by Day from G-dspell. Stryper if you're into metal, I guess.

Oh. You mean SECULAR music. Why didn't you say so?

Merrymom

Tue, Jan 25 2011, 9:45 pm

Big Brooze On Baby

What?!! Somebody's been giving booze to a baby? What kind of sick parent does something like that?

...and then Why Oh Why Did I Have To Discover Them?!!

never mind, my mind's in the gutter LOL

↑ abbyatoms ↓

Wed, Jan 26 2011, 12:07 pm

"Why oh why did I have to discover them?"

Another cheating husband thread?? What did she discover? Credit card bills? Love letters? Maybe she caught him in the act!

↑ Ima_Shelli ↓

Wed, Jan 26 2011, 1:53 pm

"good non jewish music"

Isn't that redundant? (Naughty me.)

↑ realeez ↓

Wed, Jan 26 2011, 2:04 pm

Probably only Toronto people would get this one:

Recycling Chickpeas !?!?!?

No, chickpeas go in the green bin.

↑ Ima_Shelli ↓

Wed, Jan 26 2011, 2:40 pm

realeez wrote:

Probably only Toronto people would get this one:

Recycling Chickpeas !?!?!?

No, chickpeas go in the green bin.

Lol, I like to call it the 'pach hashmita' (it reminds me of the bins they use for the leftover food scraps in Israel during shmitta).

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jan 26 2011, 3:28 pm

Recycling Chickpeas

Recycled Chickpeas sounds like a band name in one of the Bugs Potter books.

↑ AlwaysGrateful ↓

Wed, Jan 26 2011, 3:34 pm

"Ferrets and Hedgehogs," by Fox.

Anyone else nervous she's asking how to hunt them?

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Jan 26 2011, 10:56 pm

A pro and a con

The unauthorized biography of Michael Vick.

↑ Cookie Monster ↓

Wed, Jan 26 2011, 11:55 pm

Did you make a Pidyon Haben for your firstborn?

No, we chose to do it for our second child...

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Jan 27 2011, 12:02 am

Barbara wrote:

A pro and a con

The unauthorized biography of Michael Vick.

And Pink Fridge, are you a band/concert promoter? If not, you might want to consider it!
lol

By the way, does anyone feel like if this thread had its own forum, the forum could be called...
The Back of the Classroom.

↑ Sweet Valley Gal

Thu, Jan 27 2011, 12:08 am

realeez wrote:

Probably only Toronto people would get this one:

Recycling Chickpeas !?!?!?

No, chickpeas go in the green bin.

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Jan 27 2011, 1:09 am

OK, someone get me to an eye doctor, because when I read -

"I am officially a platinum member!!"

- I thought it said "I am officially a plumber!!"

twentyfive ↓

Thu, Jan 27 2011, 1:29 am

Purim meal. Family or friends?

Well, family for main dish and I guess friends for dessert

yummy! Can I get some too? Im really hungry

↑ hadasa ↓

Thu, Jan 27 2011, 8:11 am

Drinking wayyyy to much

You should call AA, really... Oh, it's in nursing. Well, in that case, call LLL.