What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Fri, Nov 11 2011, 10:33 am

Bed Sheets-Where can I buy sheets that don't come in "s

Sorry, they have to tell you how many inches it is so you'll know if it's the right size for your bed. If you prefer centimeters, you can convert it.

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Nov 12 2011, 9:08 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

And speaking of Shabbos, Fried Gefilte Fish would make an excellent name....

For a rock group! Much better than "Hot Tuna" IMO. Broader appeal--fried for the Southern rednecks and gefilte Fish for the Yidden of Ashkenazi descent. Add "with Chitlin Tortillas" for the black and hispanic vote and you have it made.

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Nov 12 2011, 9:54 pm

black knee socks that stay up! please help!

1. Try cutting the elastic; that'll keep them down.
2. How old are they? Past a certain age you really can't enforce bedtime.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Nov 13 2011, 7:58 am

zaq wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

And speaking of Shabbos, Fried Gefilte Fish would make an excellent name....

All I can say is, in the unlikely event that Gordon Korman reprises the Bug Potter series, he'll be mining Imamother for ideas.

↑ Cookie Monster ↓

Sun, Nov 13 2011, 12:03 pm

Rent a RV, I read Rent a Rav! As in "heter shopping?"

↑ tsiggelle ↓

Sun, Nov 13 2011, 12:22 pm

Chanuka present for 9 month old?

s/he wont know to appreciate it. how about just dousing him with exra love and attention that day?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 14 2011, 1:39 pm

I am insanely jealous of my husband being at work with women

Me, too. All I have here is men and I feel so alone. Wish there were a few women here to keep me company.

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Mon, Nov 14 2011, 2:02 pm

Quote:

Housework Motivation Thread

No thank you. I'd rather a housework avoidance thread. For one thing, I do it so well that I could really sparkle there...can't anywhere else!

↑ Bea21 ↓

Mon, Nov 14 2011, 2:27 pm

"You are puking in the street"

Nu uh! Not true! Mommeeeeee! Someone's making up a story about me!!!!

↑ B"H ↓

Mon, Nov 14 2011, 2:28 pm

you're puking on the street

no, thankfully I'm not. what made you think I was??

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 14 2011, 5:50 pm

Housework motivation thread

I'm sorry, this thread is evil. My house generates enough work, it does not need to be motivated to create more.

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Mon, Nov 14 2011, 6:07 pm

what is your dinner menu this week?

um, what is dinner? do I have to make it? must it be this week?

↑ Mrs Bissli ↓

Mon, Nov 14 2011, 6:17 pm

"Should we prepare a Bris ourselves?"

OP, please reconsider the decision. I know some people do have home birth, but bris is a more serious surgical procedure. That's why mohelim train for many years.

↑ bluebird ↓

Mon, Nov 14 2011, 9:42 pm

Iron "Hey" Amulet

(From http://shadesofexaltation.com/.....ace-1 via google search)

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 14 2011, 11:12 pm

Bea21 wrote:

"You are puking in the street"

Nu uh! Not true! Mommeeeeee! Someone's making up a story about me!!!!

↑ auntie_em ↓

Tue, Nov 15 2011, 12:44 am

How long before ds2 is born to wean

Well, I'm not an expert but I was under the impression that people wait to wean babies until AFTER they are born.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Nov 15 2011, 11:32 am

Burkahs and Flashmobs

and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens... Music

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Tue, Nov 15 2011, 11:37 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Burkahs and Flashmobs

and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens... Music

Thanks. now I cant get that song out of my head!!!

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Tue, Nov 15 2011, 12:24 pm

periods all over the place!!

ye I was never that great at grammar either.

↑ shoeboxgirly ↓

Tue, Nov 15 2011, 12:50 pm

Scaring the kids into yiddishkeit

Boo!