What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ leomom ↓

Sun, Dec 19 2010, 10:36 pm

How to jazz up frozen pizza

With all those z's, my mind went to Wheel of Fortune...

H_w t_ ja_ _ up fr_ _en pi_ _a
"I'd like to buy an O please, Pat!!"

Do do do do do do doooo.... do do do do doo! dododododo do do do do do do dooooo....

How to ja_ _ up fro _en pi_ _a
"Z!"
"I'd like to solve the puzzle!!!"

Happy 2B ↓

Sun, Dec 19 2010, 11:19 pm

Has anyone bought a sheitel online?

I'm sure someone has or all the online companies would be out of business by now!!!

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Mon, Dec 20 2010, 12:40 am

auntie_em wrote:

how to handle a toddler with newborn

shock

I have a million things running through my (overtired) mind..
but for starters, sit the toddler down, get down to their eye-level, and in a serious
but not angry tone, ask the toddler.. Are you SURE this newborn is yours?

Sometimes kids start trading this-for-that in school, and the end results can be
surprising. Maybe this is what happened?

LOL

I was thinking Ripley's Believe it or Not!

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Dec 20 2010, 8:18 am

Pumping questions

Pumping people for information is sneaky and rude. Don't do it. If it concerns you and you need to know, they'll tell you.

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Mon, Dec 20 2010, 8:25 am

*My worst fear come true! MICE!*

Did anyone else's mind immediately go to the Ghost Busters and think Pillsbury dough boy?

*Tipping Bus Driver*

Um, how badly is his list?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Dec 20 2010, 9:06 am

[quote="HindaRochel"]*My worst fear come true! MICE!*

Did anyone else's mind immediately go to the Ghost Busters and think Pillsbury dough boy?

Nope. 1984. Unless I'm forgetting what the worst fear truly was.

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Mon, Dec 20 2010, 9:07 am

[quote="PinkFridge"]

HindaRochel wrote:

*My worst fear come true! MICE!*

Did anyone else's mind immediately go to the Ghost Busters and think Pillsbury dough boy?

Nope. 1984. Unless I'm forgetting what the worst fear truly was.

1984 was a rat. I guess I was thinking mice *wouldn't* be my worst fear. Not that I would want them about the house. Yuck. Unless they were pets.

↑ louche

Mon, Dec 20 2010, 8:53 pm

Is it REALLY so hard with parnossa?

No, it's really so hard WITHOUT parnossa.

↑ Aribenj

Mon, Dec 20 2010, 10:54 pm

Tipping Bus Driver

Well where I come from it's we tip cows, but you know, whatever floats your boat...

↑ auntie_em ↓

Tue, Dec 21 2010, 12:19 am

WHAT'S UP WITH MY PERIOD????

I don't know, but if it's anything like your question marks, I am guessing
overabundance might be an issue. Is there a punctuation gemach looking for a few ????'s?

↑ random

Tue, Dec 21 2010, 2:18 pm

Ever heard of the name "Dobbe"????

Yup, but you spelled it wrong. It's the house-elf in Harry Potter.

↑ Chavelamomela ↓

Tue, Dec 21 2010, 2:23 pm

random wrote:

Ever heard of the name "Dobbe"????

Yup, but you spelled it wrong. It's the house-elf in Harry Potter.

darn, you beat me! I had the exact same thought and was just about to post this!!!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Dec 21 2010, 2:30 pm

Oy vey, another wig suing scandal.

RUN! RUN! The WIG is on the loose! And it's looking for bear! HELP ME, PLEA

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Dec 21 2010, 2:59 pm

My father never stayed home mik. night.

I don't have a clue and I really don't want to know.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Dec 21 2010, 4:28 pm

tzitis cake

I keep reading this as tznius cake! Frost it thoroughly, at least four inches below the top, and you should be fine.

↑ WriterMom ↓

Tue, Dec 21 2010, 6:31 pm

I want the excitement and sizzle back!

Which for some reason I conflated with the pet thread immediately below it, and thought "I was pretty excited to no longer HAVE pets, thanks very much."

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Dec 21 2010, 9:43 pm

Epic tuna casserole thread

This just might be my all-time (so far) favorite thread title. There is really nothing more that must be said.
Other than, put on some music, think of these evocative words, and draw what comes to mind...

↑ auntie_em ↓

Tue, Dec 21 2010, 10:24 pm

Ladies, this thread has had me laughing a lot lately! We are funny!
I didn't do it individually, because it would a long thread of...
LOL

Ok, so now we have this

show and tell with the letter YID
You want to bring the Jewish postie in for show and tell? Is he shy? No? Then go ahead!

↑ mamommommy

Wed, Dec 22 2010, 12:13 am

Healthy treats

I keep reading this as "healthy threats" and I keep clicking on it because I'm so intrigued.