What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Dec 16 2010, 6:19 am

OMgoodness. These last two - I missed them totally and will definitely have to devote some serious time to imamother when I get back from work.

↑ chocolate chips ↓

Thu, Dec 16 2010, 12:19 pm

louche wrote:

Jacuzzi wrote:

Pesach - Condos in Orlando

I didnt know they make kosher condoms, let alone pesach ones Tongue Out

I kid you not, a coworker once told me her family spent the weekend in a Florida condom. It was all I could do to keep a straight face.

reminds me when I was with a relative and her husband was talking about the condoms on their block and we both looked at each other and laughed for about 20 minutes before we could tell him that they are called condos and ..... LOL

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Dec 16 2010, 8:01 pm

"How can I get my DD to sleep less?"

Get her an account on imamother. Works for me!

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Dec 16 2010, 8:06 pm

"Flame k or torch k"

Read it as "flame KKK or torch KKK." I'm thinking - new forum for imamothers who are in the Klan?

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Dec 16 2010, 11:07 pm

DrMom wrote:

"Flame k or torch k"

Read it as "flame KKK or torch KKK." I'm thinking - new forum for imamothers who are in the Klan?

Naaaah....it's instructions from the underground anti-hate-group vigilante leader to his personnel. There must be a technical difference between "flaming" and "torching". Maybe one uses a flamethrower and the other uses a blowtorch.

↑ mimivan ↓

Fri, Dec 17 2010, 4:09 am

I get a mazal tov..I'm a mora
read this as I get a mazal tov, I'm moral.

↑ realeez ↓

Fri, Dec 17 2010, 4:55 am

Weight Watchers Points PLUS...

25 more points for good luck?

↑ realeez ↓

Fri, Dec 17 2010, 4:58 am

What secular music do you all listen to?

This time of year, Jingle Bells, Feliz Navidad...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Dec 17 2010, 6:53 am

My home birth

I was born in a hospital. I don't remember anything, and my mother didn't remember much either as they still knocked women out then.

Rubber Ducky ↓

Fri, Dec 17 2010, 10:36 am

Nursing in Public Spinoff: Why Do I Get Goosebumps?

It's 30 degrees Farhreheit outside, of course you're getting goosebumps. Put on a warm coat or nurse that baby indoors!

↑ auntie_em ↓

Sat, Dec 18 2010, 4:35 pm

Looking for a mouse pal

*sighs* Me too. Mickey and Minnie are so into each other since they got married, and Minnie hardly returns my phone calls these days.

↑ sequoia ↓

Sat, Dec 18 2010, 4:42 pm

mimivan wrote:

I get a mazal tov..I'm a mora
read this as I get a mazal tov, I'm moral.

Ahhh!

↑ StrongIma ↓

Sat, Dec 18 2010, 9:57 pm

DrMom wrote:

"How can I get my DD to sleep less?"

Get her an account on imamother. Works for me!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 19 2010, 5:37 am

Visiting Columbus

Now this is taking the kivrei tzadikim idea a bit too far.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Dec 19 2010, 12:06 pm

Rubber Ducky wrote:

Nursing in Public Spinoff: Why Do I Get Goosebumps?

It's 30 degrees Farhreheit outside, of course you're getting goosebumps. Put on a warm coat or nurse that baby indoors!

Awesome.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Dec 19 2010, 12:07 pm

"Does your hubby wash his hands with soap?"
As opposed to, what? hummous?

↑ auntie_em ↓

Sun, Dec 19 2010, 12:23 pm

how to handle a toddler with newborn

shock

I have a million things running through my (overtired) mind..
but for starters, sit the toddler down, get down to their eye-level, and in a serious
but not angry tone, ask the toddler.. Are you SURE this newborn is yours?

Sometimes kids start trading this-for-that in school, and the end results can be
surprising. Maybe this is what happened?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 19 2010, 3:43 pm

auntie_em wrote:

how to handle a toddler with newborn

shock

Was one of the millions of things along the lines of Mazal tov, did you think you'd be a bubby this young?

↑ louche ↓

Sun, Dec 19 2010, 5:02 pm

Sheitel Colored in Los Angeles

Please. The proper term is "african-american," not "colored", and "sheitel" applies only to observant married jewish women wearing wigs for religious reasons. What you mean to say is "African-Americans in LA wearing wigs." Yes, many African-American women wear wigs for many reasons, but not only in LA.

↑ louche ↓

Sun, Dec 19 2010, 5:12 pm

Homeschooling - Where to Start?

I suggest A,B,C and 1,2,3