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 Wed, Dec 08 2010, 10:59 pm
| louche wrote: | What brainless thing have u done lately?
I keep misreading this without the "in" in "brainless" |
In that case, my answer would be: sleep.
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bluebird
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Thu, Dec 09 2010, 12:47 am
| louche wrote: | What brainless thing have u done lately?
I keep misreading this without the "in" in "brainless" |
More than one woman has accidentally, brainlessly gone braless.
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DrMom
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Thu, Dec 09 2010, 3:49 am
"What brainless thing have u done lately?"
Well, first, I accidentally sent me $3k sheitel to the dry-cleaners. It got ruined, and I decided to take the cleaner to court -- not just any court, but televised court.
So I went, but didn't bring proper documentation. The judge thought my case had merit, but then it all went horribly wrong...
Signed, Heidi
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DrMom
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Thu, Dec 09 2010, 6:27 am
"What do you do with your used Chanukah wicks"
I crochet them together and make them into hammocks which I sell to buy organic birdseed to grow my own chickens.
Ha! Fooled you! I throw them out.
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louche
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Thu, Dec 09 2010, 8:14 am
| DrMom wrote: | "What do you do with your used Chanukah wicks"
I crochet them together and make them into hammocks which I sell to buy organic birdseed to grow my own chickens.
Ha! Fooled you! I throw them out. | ROFLMHO!
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PinkFridge
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Thu, Dec 09 2010, 1:44 pm
Why do some people think they know it all/are always right?
Because we are....
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realeez
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Thu, Dec 09 2010, 11:32 pm
White shirt, black pants- does it get boring?
You can ask them during your next trip to Antarctica.
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auntie_em
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Fri, Dec 10 2010, 12:49 am
| DrMom wrote: | "What brainless thing have u done lately?"
Well, first, I accidentally sent me $3k sheitel to the dry-cleaners. It got ruined, and I decided to take the cleaner to court -- not just any court, but televised court.
So I went, but didn't bring proper documentation. The judge thought my case had merit, but then it all went horribly wrong...
Signed, Heidi |
| realeez wrote: | White shirt, black pants- does it get boring?
You can ask them during your next trip to Antarctica. |
While you're there, ask them to dance! They are really good!
And the singing? Oy!
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sequoia
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Fri, Dec 10 2010, 12:53 am
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I love that New Yorker cartoon -- a penguin in tweed explaining to his friends, "I got tired of being so darn formal all the time."
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Grandmama
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Fri, Dec 10 2010, 8:58 am
Do you pick your nose?
Absolutely not, I would have picked a nice straight one if I had been given the choice!
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realeez
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Fri, Dec 10 2010, 1:47 pm
Tax rebates for energy efficient windows?
I read windows without the n and thought there was a rebate for everything and everyone nowadays.
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louche
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Fri, Dec 10 2010, 1:52 pm
| realeez wrote: | Tax rebates for energy efficient windows?
I read windows without the n and thought there was a rebate for everything and everyone nowadays. |  Me, too! Couldn't figure out what one has to do with the other, but then they also have odd niche scholarships, like for left-handed female bocce players named Gertrude, endowed by a left-handed female former bocce player named Gertrude.
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DrMom
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Sat, Dec 11 2010, 2:08 pm
"Women who comment on my size - it's so mean!"
Sorry to hear that, mister, but this forum is for women only.
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DrMom
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Sat, Dec 11 2010, 2:11 pm
"Can you get pregnant on the sugar pill?"
That would be the conclusion of the double-blind study to test the efficacy of birth control pills vs placebos.
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PinkFridge
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Sun, Dec 12 2010, 12:44 pm
Which pampers for [R]ashy baby
Sounds like someone's doing some serious historical research. That you, Scotty?
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lilacdreams
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Sun, Dec 12 2010, 1:40 pm
"Cycling and Mikvah, a real question"
I thought she was on a biking trip and couldn't get to a mikveh on time....
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auntie_em
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Sun, Dec 12 2010, 8:37 pm
Nicknames for Mordechai?
It won't shorten the megillah reading by THAT much, and anyhow..how will we know when to shout YAY!! if everyone doesn't know the new nickname?
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sequoia
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Sun, Dec 12 2010, 8:40 pm
| DrMom wrote: | "Women who comment on my size - it's so mean!"
Sorry to hear that, mister, but this forum is for women only. |
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pina colada
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Sun, Dec 12 2010, 9:11 pm
'waxing in staten island'
waning in brooklyn
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