What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Dec 08 2010, 10:59 pm

louche wrote:

What brainless thing have u done lately?
I keep misreading this without the "in" in "brainless"

In that case, my answer would be: sleep.

↑ bluebird ↓

Thu, Dec 09 2010, 12:47 am

louche wrote:

What brainless thing have u done lately?
I keep misreading this without the "in" in "brainless"

More than one woman has accidentally, brainlessly gone braless.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Dec 09 2010, 3:49 am

"What brainless thing have u done lately?"

Well, first, I accidentally sent me $3k sheitel to the dry-cleaners. It got ruined, and I decided to take the cleaner to court -- not just any court, but televised court.

So I went, but didn't bring proper documentation. The judge thought my case had merit, but then it all went horribly wrong...

Signed, Heidi

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Dec 09 2010, 6:27 am

"What do you do with your used Chanukah wicks"

I crochet them together and make them into hammocks which I sell to buy organic birdseed to grow my own chickens.

Ha! Fooled you! I throw them out.

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Dec 09 2010, 8:14 am

DrMom wrote:

"What do you do with your used Chanukah wicks"

I crochet them together and make them into hammocks which I sell to buy organic birdseed to grow my own chickens.

Ha! Fooled you! I throw them out.

ROFLMHO!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Dec 09 2010, 1:44 pm

Why do some people think they know it all/are always right?

Because we are....

↑ realeez ↓

Thu, Dec 09 2010, 11:32 pm

White shirt, black pants- does it get boring?

You can ask them during your next trip to Antarctica.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Fri, Dec 10 2010, 12:49 am

DrMom wrote:

realeez wrote:

White shirt, black pants- does it get boring?

You can ask them during your next trip to Antarctica.

While you're there, ask them to dance! They are really good!
And the singing? Oy!

↑ sequoia ↓

Fri, Dec 10 2010, 12:53 am

I love that New Yorker cartoon -- a penguin in tweed explaining to his friends, "I got tired of being so darn formal all the time."

↑ Grandmama ↓

Fri, Dec 10 2010, 8:58 am

Do you pick your nose?

Absolutely not, I would have picked a nice straight one if I had been given the choice!

↑ realeez ↓

Fri, Dec 10 2010, 1:47 pm

Tax rebates for energy efficient windows?

I read windows without the n and thought there was a rebate for everything and everyone nowadays.

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Dec 10 2010, 1:52 pm

realeez wrote:

Tax rebates for energy efficient windows?

I read windows without the n and thought there was a rebate for everything and everyone nowadays.

Me, too! Couldn't figure out what one has to do with the other, but then they also have odd niche scholarships, like for left-handed female bocce players named Gertrude, endowed by a left-handed female former bocce player named Gertrude.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sat, Dec 11 2010, 2:08 pm

"Women who comment on my size - it's so mean!"

Sorry to hear that, mister, but this forum is for women only.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sat, Dec 11 2010, 2:11 pm

"Can you get pregnant on the sugar pill?"

That would be the conclusion of the double-blind study to test the efficacy of birth control pills vs placebos.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 12 2010, 12:44 pm

Which pampers for [R]ashy baby

Sounds like someone's doing some serious historical research. That you, Scotty?

lilacdreams ↓

Sun, Dec 12 2010, 1:40 pm

"Cycling and Mikvah, a real question"
I thought she was on a biking trip and couldn't get to a mikveh on time....

↑ auntie_em ↓

Sun, Dec 12 2010, 8:37 pm

Nicknames for Mordechai?

It won't shorten the megillah reading by THAT much, and anyhow..how will we know when to shout YAY!! if everyone doesn't know the new nickname?

↑ sequoia ↓

Sun, Dec 12 2010, 8:40 pm

DrMom wrote:

"Women who comment on my size - it's so mean!"

Sorry to hear that, mister, but this forum is for women only.