What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 12:50 pm

Amital wrote:

How about "Which HE detergent do you use?"

Then "LH dirty laundry and is there an OK way to discuss it?"

Stopped me for a few seconds.

LOL they followed each other?
Well I'm doing my utmost not to embarrass washing machines and laundry detergent!
I'm also working from my laptop, which works poorly and loses connections every ten minutes or so...frustrating as all get out.

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 3:59 pm

Sugar/chanukah cookies w/o marg - Is it possible?

Yes. They recently started making this stuff called *butter* and it works just like margarine. The only problem is that its not parve.

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 4:00 pm

So you use both Doctor Roths?

I keep seeing this as Doctor RUTHS, and thinking *boy, that must be some serious issue to require 2 Doctor Ruths!*

↑ bluebird ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 4:43 pm

"Would you have your baby brought by Fedex if you could?"

No, I prefer the stork.

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 5:56 pm

bluebird wrote:

"Would you have your baby brought by Fedex if you could?"

No, I prefer the stork.

Well, of course you would. Birds of a feather...eh, bluebird?

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 6:03 pm

Any tips for correctly getting gloves on toddlers?

Use mittens.

↑ bluebird ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 8:54 pm

louche wrote:

bluebird wrote:

"Would you have your baby brought by Fedex if you could?"

No, I prefer the stork.

Well, of course you would. Birds of a feather...eh, bluebird?

LadyG

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 9:56 pm

louche wrote:

Any tips for correctly getting gloves on toddlers?

Use mittens.

My thoughts exactly!

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 10:05 pm

Should I call her Morah and say something?

Only if her given name is Morah and she asked you to use it. Otherwise call her Ms/Mrs. Whateverhernameis.
But you can call the wind Mariah.

↑ mimivan ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 11:11 pm

aidelmaidel wrote:

Is Hachnoses orchim also for goiem?

I totally misread it as Is Hachnoses orchim also for GOLEM?

Well, yes, I think I would let the GOLEM of Prague in...

yes, me too! I had to read it over 3 times before I stopped seeing "GOLEM"
sure he saved the Jews of Prague..doesn't he deserve a bowl of chicken soup with Knaidelach! not to mention a lchaim (unless he'll get violent)

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, Dec 08 2010, 2:42 am

How to keep the beds together?

First, have the beds asked you for help? If they haven't, do you know them well enough to bring it up?
I am not trained in these things, but I have read poor communication is often the culprit in cases like this.

If all else fails, show them pictures of their cute little cots (or if they are older, trundles) who will be so sad if they split up.

Keep in mind though, it might be better for them all if they do seperate.

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Wed, Dec 08 2010, 1:08 pm

"Cervical mucus - how to get more?"

Ebay?

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Dec 08 2010, 2:43 pm

auntie_em wrote:

↑ Chavelamomela ↓

Wed, Dec 08 2010, 3:17 pm

"When did you start wearing maternity?"

Um...third grade?

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Dec 08 2010, 8:37 pm

Is Messing with the Zohar!

You Don't Mess With the Zohan.

↑ chocolate moose ↓

Wed, Dec 08 2010, 9:33 pm

"How to clean up vomit" by Sporty.

Um, was the workout that hard ?

↑ AlwaysGrateful ↓

Wed, Dec 08 2010, 9:36 pm

"I wanna be neat."

"Ya gotta be neat,
ya gotta be clean.
Let Mommy take a break from her washing machine.
And all Jewish children,
They will be known
For seder v'nikayon."

Anyone else get this song in their heads?

↑ Pinky

Wed, Dec 08 2010, 10:02 pm

AlwaysGrateful wrote:

totally!

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Dec 08 2010, 10:27 pm

Food therapy

Uh, yeah. That's why I have a BMI of 35. I need to get away from food therapy and into something healthier, like maybe exercise.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Dec 08 2010, 10:56 pm

What brainless thing have u done lately?
I keep misreading this without the "in" in "brainless"