What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Nov 16 2010, 11:32 am

What iron do you have?

Ferrous sulfate.

↑ tryinghard ↓

Tue, Nov 16 2010, 1:00 pm

"Would this bother you - sleeping on the couch"

...um no, my couch is real comfy

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Nov 16 2010, 2:34 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

What iron do you have?

Ferrous sulfate.

I thought it was a golf question (nine-iron, etc.)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Nov 16 2010, 3:21 pm

DrMom wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

What iron do you have?

Ferrous sulfate.

I thought it was a golf question (nine-iron, etc.)

Well, with a name like Dr. Mom, I guess you do get your fill of golfing ;-)

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Nov 16 2010, 10:32 pm

Are relations extremely painful? You're not alone!

Well DUH...if you're having relations, painful or not, you're obviously not alone.

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Nov 16 2010, 11:35 pm

Did you know Elenor?

The one who's my pride and joy etcetera? Or the one who was buried alone in the church with her name (nobody came).

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Wed, Nov 17 2010, 1:43 am

Help me cut my grocery bill!!!
Okay, don't panic. It's fairly simple. First thing you need is a pair of scissors...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Nov 17 2010, 12:15 pm

Barbara wrote:

Did you know Elenor?

The one who's my pride and joy etcetera? Or the one who was buried alone in the church with her name (nobody came).

And Father MacKenzie's chopped liver?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Nov 17 2010, 12:26 pm

Please recommend your bookcase.

To whom it may concern,
This bookcase has done an honorable job over the last 14 years, and has even done double duty when asked to. We are sorry, and surprised, frankly, to let it go, but can assure you it will be a great asset to your home/corporation/etc.
Sincerely,

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Nov 17 2010, 12:32 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Barbara wrote:

Did you know Elenor?

The one who's my pride and joy etcetera? Or the one who was buried alone in the church with her name (nobody came).

And Father MacKenzie's chopped liver?

Well, now that you mention it, I hear that he wiped the dirt from his hands as he walked from the grave.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Nov 17 2010, 8:06 pm

would u take a preg test?

Not for someone else, I wouldn't.

would u take a preg test?

Not without paying for it.

would u take a preg test?

Not without studying first.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Nov 17 2010, 8:08 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

My thoughts exactly!

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, Nov 17 2010, 10:10 pm

"Judaic Chanukah presents for 8 and 10 y.o. girls"

So, should I cancel the order for the santa menorahs?

↑ B"H ↓

Wed, Nov 17 2010, 11:49 pm

white table cloth only for shabbos?

no, I use my white table cloth all week.

what do you do with dunkin hines brownie mix?

oh wow, I thought those were for ppl who are really inept in the kitchen. if you can't even figure THAT out, I don't know if there's much hope for you...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Nov 18 2010, 10:39 am

louche wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

My thoughts exactly!

Wow, after having read your haskama I read it over again and actually laughed myself ;-)

↑ onlyme ↓

Thu, Nov 18 2010, 1:08 pm

"Saw something on TP"

Was that a typo, or a clever way of expressing your opinion of the junk box?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Nov 18 2010, 6:57 pm

PSA, I only have one husband

Music

One, is the loneliest number....
(I'd finish that line off but there's this double entendre thing)

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↑ shanie5 ↓

Thu, Nov 18 2010, 7:19 pm

Was your Husband in your delivery room?

Well, I'm pretty sure he was born in one

↑ lech lecha08

Sat, Nov 20 2010, 12:35 pm

baby stole the challah-

I thought the phrase was stole the show