What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ leomom ↓

Sat, Nov 13 2010, 6:17 pm

Who Hates Turkey?

Greece, I think... and Israel isn't too happy with Turkey right now, either.

↑ realeez ↓

Sat, Nov 13 2010, 8:01 pm

"Thinking of switching sides"

You must be pretty lopsided if you have only nursed from one side all this time.

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Nov 14 2010, 4:24 am

"clean writing to get a wife in the mood"

"myne tierre veibel,

you look so tznius tonight I can only dream about you going to the mikvah and doing a mitzva

I'll go wash my beard for you

dyne mann"

↑ Besiyata Dishmaya ↓

Sun, Nov 14 2010, 11:06 am

greenfire wrote:

↑ realeez ↓

Sun, Nov 14 2010, 6:12 pm

"How do you protect lipstick?"

Usually my eyeliner doesn't start up with my lipstick... Sometimes my foundation does so I keep them in separate compartments.

↑ chatz ↓

Sun, Nov 14 2010, 6:36 pm

hila wrote:

"Har Hamenuchos" in Vacation and Traveling

Most of us wait till 120 to take our "vacation" there !

My aunt passed away quite young. Anytime people would ask where she was (the days before internet...), we would say "She's vacationing at Har hamenuchos."

Greenfire - Rolling Laughter

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 15 2010, 7:26 am

"I think I know how trolls happen."

Have to report this. Shouldn't be under chit chat but under one of the more "mature reader" forums.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Nov 15 2010, 8:05 am

realeez wrote:

"Thinking of switching sides"

You must be pretty lopsided if you have only nursed from one side all this time.

And *I* thought it was someone coming out of the closet.

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Nov 15 2010, 4:55 pm

Do you have one bed?

Goodness, no! We have one bed for each member of the family, plus one extra for a guest.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Nov 15 2010, 5:36 pm

"inch knocker with blimi"

I can usually figure out what a thread title is alluding to...
but uhmm....yeah, no.

(OP-if you read this, don't take it harshly. I was just REALLY stumped until I finally opened the thread)

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Nov 15 2010, 6:13 pm

morah tipping

a new form of teenage mischief, the Brooklyn equivalent of the Western practice of cow tipping.

↑ shanie5 ↓

Mon, Nov 15 2010, 7:37 pm

skinny people who eat a ton...where does it go?

They have a hollow leg-put all the food in there and empty it every night

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Nov 15 2010, 7:51 pm

Barbara wrote:

realeez wrote:

"Thinking of switching sides"

You must be pretty lopsided if you have only nursed from one side all this time.

And *I* thought it was someone coming out of the closet.

Me too!

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Nov 15 2010, 7:52 pm

louche wrote:

morah tipping

a new form of teenage mischief, the Brooklyn equivalent of the Western practice of cow tipping.

↑ good wifey ↓

Mon, Nov 15 2010, 8:40 pm

"I think I know how trolls happen"

How d'ya know??? Are YOU "the troll"???

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Nov 15 2010, 8:48 pm

"bed that can eventually turn into a bunk bed?"

Keep using positive messages, explaining to the bed that if it will be a very good bed,
not be chutzpadik, and do all the mitzvos like Uncle Moishy says to...
it can grow up to be a very fine Bunk Bed.

"baby brige'' help!!"
Find 3 other babies who know how to play, buy snacks and invite 'em on over!
Its mostly social anyway, unless your baby is a "serious" player.

"Calling out suspect posts"
My first reaction to seeing that was...
Wow! I bet the OP is smart!! And probably VERY good-looking. And a fantastic cook with a spotless house!
(Ok..this one proves my bedtime has come! Rolling Laughter

)

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Nov 15 2010, 8:53 pm

auntie_em wrote:

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Nov 15 2010, 8:58 pm

Calling out suspect posts

Duelling has been illegal in both the US and England for several hundred years. Maybe you can call them out in Saudi Arabia.

Or you could challenge them to a game of chess or a fencing match...

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Nov 15 2010, 9:21 pm

louche wrote:

And extra points for Semi-Obscurity Cheers

Ahh louche, I had to think about that one a bit! It became clear for me when I was brushing my teeth!

One more before I call it a night and Go To Bed...lol

"Anyone do medical billing? "

Yes, my doc's office....very punctually.. to my dismay.

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Nov 15 2010, 9:47 pm

auntie_em wrote:

louche wrote:

And extra points for Semi-Obscurity Cheers

Ahh louche, I had to think about that one a bit! It became clear for me when I was brushing my teeth!

Take two regency romances and call me in the morning.