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↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Jul 26 2010, 7:38 pm

"Herbs that mrs. zahler reccommends"

Probably anything Zahler brand Wink

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Jul 26 2010, 7:40 pm

Should I care if the name I chose is *messed up*

Messed Up (or Meztup, to use the more correct spelling) may be a lovely Bibilical name -- its one of the ones in a long list, right -- but I wouldn't give it to a modern child. Unless, of course, you pair it with Moron. Metzup Moron.

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Jul 26 2010, 7:52 pm

Cure for an itchy pregnant woman

Delivery.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Jul 26 2010, 7:53 pm

Cake Out Too Long

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark,
All the sweet green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again.

What the .... is that song about, anyway.

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Jul 26 2010, 8:00 pm

Yep, that's what I was thinking, too...
The song is either a spoof of all those torchy, belting-out-your-innermost-intense-feelings kind of songs, OR...a spoof of what it's like to be under the influence of drugs, when the most inconsequential things take on galactic significance in your addled mind.

I'm voting for the latter.
What kind of an idiot leaves a cake outside?
You'd have to be on drugs.

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Jul 26 2010, 9:05 pm

"Dr. retired"

That is an unusual name. Was that always his name or did he change it as he got older?

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Jul 26 2010, 9:31 pm

louche wrote:

Oh, my vote was always that Jimmy Webb was ON drugs when he wrote it.

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Jul 27 2010, 10:08 am

Barbara wrote:

louche wrote:

Oh, my vote was always that Jimmy Webb was ON drugs when he wrote it.

Ha! I never considered that possibility. That makes perfect sense. But what excuse do the promoters have?

↑ tryinghard ↓

Tue, Jul 27 2010, 10:15 am

Help, what happenned to my buttercream?
...whoops, I ate it

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Jul 27 2010, 11:16 am

Fruit Flies

Vegetables take the bus.

↑ crush ↓

Tue, Jul 27 2010, 3:55 pm

Intimacy: Is it still done?
Yes, it's done, by husband and wife. Did your kallah teacher tell you otherwise?

↑ mamommommy ↓

Tue, Jul 27 2010, 4:52 pm

crush wrote:

Intimacy: Is it still done?
Yes, it's done, by husband and wife. Did your kallah teacher tell you otherwise?

Or how about

Intimacy:What is it?
Surely your Kallah teacher told you that!

↑ Mrs Bissli ↓

Tue, Jul 27 2010, 6:08 pm

"Number for Pizza Express?"

shock

(UK imamothers will get it--Pizza Express is a big, treyf pizza chains here. It's like asking for a number for Pizza Hut.)

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Jul 27 2010, 8:21 pm

Classiest quietest, beach in Jersey:

A contradiction in terms. don't you watch Jersey Shore?

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Jul 27 2010, 11:38 pm

Eruv--do you have/use it?

I misread this as "envy--do you have it/use it" and thought it was going to be a motivational blurb about using your envy as incentive to accomplish more and get the things you're envious about.

↑ mamommommy ↓

Tue, Jul 27 2010, 11:42 pm

anyone take out tonsils and adenoids in a child uder 2

No, I've never done it, but my Dr. has.

↑ mindyme ↓

Tue, Jul 27 2010, 11:50 pm

"any daughters available erev sukkos in BP?"

I can definately assure you that there will be many, MANY daughters available on erev sukkos, both in BP and everywhere else. No school then!

↑ Grandmama ↓

Wed, Jul 28 2010, 9:50 am

Robe with name on it in the shuk

Hashovas Aveidah?
So I was touring the shuk, and I see someone selling robes, and after looking closely, I see someone's name written in pen on the label with a phone number.... Huh? Selling used robes?

↑ mindyme ↓

Wed, Jul 28 2010, 10:03 am

WWYD with assistant?

Oh my, where to start??? I could use an assistant for SO many things! Does she clean bathrooms? Just running my errands would be great...maybe she could arrange carpools, too? ( Twisted Evil

) Thanks!

↑ ra_mom ↓

Wed, Jul 28 2010, 11:34 am

Does pitocin cause c-sections?

Scalpels being held and used by doctors on the bikini area of pregnant women cause c-sections.

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