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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 29 2009, 7:56 pm
cookielady wrote:
"What do you do after the weightloss??"


Probably celebrate and bake chocolate chip cookies!


said like a true cookielady Wink
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  Lovemylife  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 29 2009, 8:27 pm
"vaseline out of pants"

Don't know about pants, but I make a mean vaseline out of sweaters : )
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  Lovemylife  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 29 2009, 8:31 pm
"I'm looking for a doctor for myself"

I know, I was too! My mother said I could have a doctor or a lawyer. Got stuck with a bochur...hope you find your doctor.

Is that the only criterion? Is emotional stability or personality a factor? Mind if he two ex's and a few kids?
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  Ima'la




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Apr 30 2009, 3:11 am
"How to distribute pumped milk?"

I'm not sure that's the best nosh for your child to distribute at the class party...
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  Carefulmom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Apr 30 2009, 11:27 am
Te'china for finding aprartment

I have a very good recipe for spicey te'china for finding apartment if he/she wants it.
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  hadasa  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Apr 30 2009, 3:01 pm
BTW, this thread has finally surpassed the Shabbos meal one!
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  bluebird  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Apr 30 2009, 8:08 pm
"Pregnancy after period caused by fright"

That's not how pregnancy happens.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Apr 30 2009, 8:45 pm
If you weren't Jewish would you do a bris?

Two reactions:
Of course not, what kind of parents would hire me if I weren't Jewish?
Of course not, I'm an ophthalmologist, not a urologist.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Apr 30 2009, 8:47 pm
Names for health and longevity

"Health" and "Longevity" suit them very well. Did they say they want a change?
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Apr 30 2009, 9:31 pm
what's the best lubricant?

That would be WD-40.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Apr 30 2009, 10:01 pm
help me with his secret life

No way, Jose! If he's got a secret life, he's gonna have to have it without any help from me!
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, May 01 2009, 8:53 am
What is the earliest you ever went to Mikvah After Birth?

I never went to the mikvah after birth, I went just before marriage. why, did you go as a baby?
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  mimivan  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, May 01 2009, 9:03 am
confused about kishke...need help today...

Yes, I often feel things in my kishke but then I wonder if maybe I crumbled the crackers properly...If I'm confused about my kishkes, do I need culinary advice or psychological help?
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, May 01 2009, 9:15 am
"confused about kishke - need help today"

um you'd better call a dr ...
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  justmom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, May 03 2009, 9:59 am
What to do with unexpected windfall----- Quick -- give it to me!!!
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  Carefulmom  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 06 2009, 12:14 pm
Sorry I must be really tired so when I saw....

"Lap band doctor in Manhattan" I read it Lap D--ce doctor in Manhattan embarrassed
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 06 2009, 12:16 pm
Carefulmom wrote:
Sorry I must be really tired so when I saw....

"Lap band doctor in Manhattan" I read it Lap D--ce doctor in Manhattan embarrassed


now that is FUNny ... Nervous Rolling Laughter
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  Carefulmom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, May 07 2009, 10:21 am
When I think of it I'm still embarrassed embarrassed embarrassed

Oh well. LOL
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  cookielady  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, May 09 2009, 11:52 pm
"chicken at fairway in paramus"

Why would chickens go to fairway in their pajama?? (that's how I keep seeing it).
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, May 10 2009, 1:10 am
Bar Mitzvah Gift - Money

I read it as BM Gift--Monsey and wondered why a gift in Monsey should be different from a gift anywhere else
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