What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Feb 18 2009, 11:51 am

"selling yaffa virgin european hair"

I'm how can one really be sure of this Rolling Eyes

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Feb 18 2009, 11:54 am

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Miss Lucy had a baby
She named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub
To see if he could swim

He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub
But it wouldn't go down his throat

Miss Lucy called the doctor
Miss Lucy called the nurse
Miss Lucy called the lady
with the alligator purse

"Measles" said the doctor
"Tonsils" said the nurse
"Hungry" said the lady
with the alligator purse

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
The steamboat went to heaven
Miss Lucy went to ...

Hello operator
Please give me Number 9
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from ...

Behind the fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy fell upon it
And broke her little ...

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their ...

Flies are in the city
A city's like a park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the ...

Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a TV
And that is all ...

I know, I know my ma
I know, I know my pa
I know, I know my girlfriend
when she does the cha-cha-cha

↑ justmom ↓

Wed, Feb 18 2009, 12:11 pm

Why are most girls alot more flexible than boys?

Gymnastics chugim

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↑ hila ↓

Wed, Feb 18 2009, 12:55 pm

"27 YR. OLD BUCHER"

why do I keep reading "butcher" ?

Though there may be a 27 yr old butcher looking for a shidduch I suppose

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Feb 18 2009, 12:57 pm

hila wrote:

"27 YR. OLD BUCHER"

why do I keep reading "butcher" ?

Though there may be a 27 yr old butcher looking for a shidduch I suppose

so long as they don't match him up with a "butcheress" never know what they're capable of Twisted Evil

↑ Zus ↓

Wed, Feb 18 2009, 2:11 pm

"Name instead of Moshe"

Yehuda, Aharon, Avraham, Chaim, Daniel, Yitzchak, Shimon, Yosef, Yakov...too many really!

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Feb 18 2009, 2:14 pm

justmom wrote:

Why are most girls alot more flexible than boys?

Gymanstics chugim

I zipped my mouth on this one ... I hope I get credit Wink

↑ realeez ↓

Wed, Feb 18 2009, 6:28 pm

"Hadar??" under baby names...

No, I like the name BJJ better Wink

↑ Ima'la ↓

Thu, Feb 19 2009, 12:04 am

"Shaklee Prenatal"
She's pregnant again already?!?!

↑ myfriends715

Thu, Feb 19 2009, 12:30 am

How many weeks pregnant does someone have to be

umm you do know you dont have to be pregnant all the time right?

↑ dainty diva ↓

Thu, Feb 19 2009, 10:37 am

For non chabadniks-putting on maternity

Whoa whoa, I didn't know only lubs wear 'em. What do the rest do?
I'll have to check out that thread!

↑ shnitzel

Thu, Feb 19 2009, 12:19 pm

DH/blood stains
First murder mystery on imamother - now that's a REAL shalom bayis concern

↑ greenfire ↓

Sat, Feb 21 2009, 10:37 pm

"what would you compare a fortune wig to"

the opposite of a poor white trash wig ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Feb 22 2009, 12:22 am

"diva cup question"

maybe dainty knows Twisted Evil

↑ dainty diva ↓

Sun, Feb 22 2009, 12:24 am

Let me try, is it Green and on fire?

Butterfly ↓

Sun, Feb 22 2009, 1:34 am

greenfire wrote:

Did you make up the second 1/2 of the song?? LOL

or am I becoming senile quicker than I was hoping to!? shock

Wonder if today's kids still sing it. Better yet, wonder if their parents ever knew this song.
During my childhood years, this song was very popular. Music

You bought back some good old memories.. Wink

Thanx Greenie

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Feb 22 2009, 1:48 am

let me tell you dearie ... I looked on line and wondered about half the words ... but then some came back as I read it ... only some ... Scratching Head

↑ Butterfly ↓

Sun, Feb 22 2009, 1:56 am

greenfire wrote:

let me tell you dearie ... I looked on line and wondered about half the words ... but then some came back as I read it ... only some ... Scratching Head

are you trying to tell me something about your 'aging' condition too? Twisted Evil

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Feb 22 2009, 2:08 am

me - huh ?!?!?! Scratching Head

↑ Butterfly ↓

Sun, Feb 22 2009, 2:13 am

greenfire wrote:

me - huh ?!?!?! Scratching Head

who?!?!? - what?!? What