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  Carefulmom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 14 2009, 2:56 pm
I only heard of "talking fish". Could he be the emcee instead?
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  hadasa  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Apr 16 2009, 5:55 pm
OT student needs baby for two hours for report.

Why on earth would an Oholei Torah Yeshivah student need a baby for two hours? Are they planning on staging a "throwing in the Nile" for Pesach? Can't he find someone's little brother or something instead of soliciting total strangers' babies?



yeah, yeah, I finally got it. OT = occupational therapy, not the Chabad Oholei Torah Yeshivah.
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ozi




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Apr 17 2009, 12:25 am
What on earth is a "baby meshring"? And does it really matter if it small?
I actually had to check the thread to find out what it was....
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Apr 17 2009, 12:42 am
hadasa wrote:
OT student needs baby for two hours for report.

Why on earth would an Oholei Torah Yeshivah student need a baby for two hours? Are they planning on staging a "throwing in the Nile" for Pesach? Can't he find someone's little brother or something instead of soliciting total strangers' babies?



yeah, yeah, I finally got it. OT = occupational therapy, not the Chabad Oholei Torah Yeshivah.


lol Nervous
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Apr 17 2009, 10:19 am
"don't be a hero - get an epidural"

I keep hearing a rap song Music

don't be a hero
get an epidural
birthing shouldn't hurt
have a little squirt
right into your spine
your baby wouldn't mind

(fine I'm not so good at rappin ChillPill )
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  Ima'la  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 20 2009, 5:35 pm
The frum version of an emergency C/S:

"Where to get emergency cut/set in bklyn?"
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  Ima'la  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 20 2009, 5:39 pm
"Why does this site keep interupting me?"

...Any time I try to get anything done around here! Since I found it, can't make dinner, can't clean, can't do laundry - without coming to check!
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 20 2009, 6:49 pm
"Make up for Motzei Shabbos Mikva?"

The mikvah lady will not be impressed with your beautiful full face of makeup Smile
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 20 2009, 6:55 pm
"Name for this time of year"

In the northern hemisphere, *spring* Printemps if you're in Montreal.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 20 2009, 10:11 pm
greenfire wrote:
"don't be a hero - get an epidural"

I keep hearing a rap song Music

don't be a hero
get an epidural
birthing shouldn't hurt
have a little squirt
right into your spine
your baby wouldn't mind

(fine I'm not so good at rappin ChillPill )


au contraire, you're quite good at it!
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 20 2009, 10:18 pm
louche wrote:
greenfire wrote:
"don't be a hero - get an epidural"

I keep hearing a rap song Music

don't be a hero
get an epidural
birthing shouldn't hurt
have a little squirt
right into your spine
your baby wouldn't mind

(fine I'm not so good at rappin ChillPill )


au contraire, you're quite good at it!


well thanx Mr. Green
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 21 2009, 12:00 am
"Gefilte Fish in the Oven"

Is this a frum version of having a bun in the oven?
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 21 2009, 12:02 am
wwyd if it was raining heavily and you were invited out?

ummm....think, think...take a raincoat and umbrella?
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 21 2009, 12:41 am
Louche LOL
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  Butterfly  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 21 2009, 1:32 am
"Intimacy with older children"


How dare this happen to those poor kids!?!
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 21 2009, 10:14 am
"gefilte fish in the oven"

save the fish !!!
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 21 2009, 10:19 am
"speech delay - when will it end"

don't you want it to begin ...
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  Pineapple  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 21 2009, 11:18 pm
louche wrote:
wwyd if it was raining heavily and you were invited out?

ummm....think, think...take a raincoat and umbrella?


Rolling Laughter
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 22 2009, 6:25 am
louche wrote:
"Gefilte Fish in the Oven"

Is this a frum version of having a bun in the oven?


I knew a joke needed to be made - yours was better than mine Nervous Rolling Laughter
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 22 2009, 6:26 am
"do you twitt"

no I twat ... What
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