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I only heard of "talking fish". Could he be the emcee instead?
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hadasa
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Thu, Apr 16 2009, 5:55 pm
OT student needs baby for two hours for report.
Why on earth would an Oholei Torah Yeshivah student need a baby for two hours? Are they planning on staging a "throwing in the Nile" for Pesach? Can't he find someone's little brother or something instead of soliciting total strangers' babies?
yeah, yeah, I finally got it. OT = occupational therapy, not the Chabad Oholei Torah Yeshivah.
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Fri, Apr 17 2009, 12:25 am
What on earth is a "baby meshring"? And does it really matter if it small?
I actually had to check the thread to find out what it was....
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greenfire
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Fri, Apr 17 2009, 12:42 am
| hadasa wrote: | OT student needs baby for two hours for report.
Why on earth would an Oholei Torah Yeshivah student need a baby for two hours? Are they planning on staging a "throwing in the Nile" for Pesach? Can't he find someone's little brother or something instead of soliciting total strangers' babies?
yeah, yeah, I finally got it. OT = occupational therapy, not the Chabad Oholei Torah Yeshivah. |
lol 
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greenfire
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Fri, Apr 17 2009, 10:19 am
"don't be a hero - get an epidural"
I keep hearing a rap song 
don't be a hero
get an epidural
birthing shouldn't hurt
have a little squirt
right into your spine
your baby wouldn't mind
(fine I'm not so good at rappin  )
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Ima'la
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Mon, Apr 20 2009, 5:35 pm
The frum version of an emergency C/S:
"Where to get emergency cut/set in bklyn?"
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Ima'la
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Mon, Apr 20 2009, 5:39 pm
"Why does this site keep interupting me?"
...Any time I try to get anything done around here! Since I found it, can't make dinner, can't clean, can't do laundry - without coming to check!
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realeez
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Mon, Apr 20 2009, 6:49 pm
"Make up for Motzei Shabbos Mikva?"
The mikvah lady will not be impressed with your beautiful full face of makeup 
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Barbara
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Mon, Apr 20 2009, 6:55 pm
"Name for this time of year"
In the northern hemisphere, *spring* Printemps if you're in Montreal.
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louche
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Mon, Apr 20 2009, 10:11 pm
| greenfire wrote: | "don't be a hero - get an epidural"
I keep hearing a rap song
don't be a hero
get an epidural
birthing shouldn't hurt
have a little squirt
right into your spine
your baby wouldn't mind
(fine I'm not so good at rappin ) |
au contraire, you're quite good at it!
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greenfire
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Mon, Apr 20 2009, 10:18 pm
| louche wrote: | | greenfire wrote: | "don't be a hero - get an epidural"
I keep hearing a rap song
don't be a hero
get an epidural
birthing shouldn't hurt
have a little squirt
right into your spine
your baby wouldn't mind
(fine I'm not so good at rappin ) |
au contraire, you're quite good at it! |
well thanx 
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louche
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Tue, Apr 21 2009, 12:00 am
"Gefilte Fish in the Oven"
Is this a frum version of having a bun in the oven?
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louche
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Tue, Apr 21 2009, 12:02 am
wwyd if it was raining heavily and you were invited out?
ummm....think, think...take a raincoat and umbrella?
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Butterfly
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Tue, Apr 21 2009, 1:32 am
"Intimacy with older children"
How dare this happen to those poor kids!?!
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greenfire
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Tue, Apr 21 2009, 10:14 am
"gefilte fish in the oven"
save the fish !!!
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greenfire
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Tue, Apr 21 2009, 10:19 am
"speech delay - when will it end"
don't you want it to begin ...
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Pineapple
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Tue, Apr 21 2009, 11:18 pm
| louche wrote: | wwyd if it was raining heavily and you were invited out?
ummm....think, think...take a raincoat and umbrella? |
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greenfire
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Wed, Apr 22 2009, 6:25 am
| louche wrote: | "Gefilte Fish in the Oven"
Is this a frum version of having a bun in the oven? |
I knew a joke needed to be made - yours was better than mine
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greenfire
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Wed, Apr 22 2009, 6:26 am
"do you twitt"
no I twat ... 
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