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amother

OP ↓

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 1:29 pm

There are many things that movies "teach" you like:

-Haunted houses are never locked you just open the door and walk in

-Everything is bullet proof, cardboard, park benches, where ever the hero is hiding

-The best computer guy is always a teen with a bad attitude

-Cars never catch fire, they only explode.

amother

Cyclamen ↓

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 1:31 pm

amother OP wrote:

Market wagons will 100% get hit by a car/horse/mode of transportation during a pursuit

mandr

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 1:35 pm

That women always happen to be wearing fancy coordinating victoria secret-like underwear on any random day.

Leaking after intimacy isn't a thing.

Morning breath isn't either.

chanatron1000 ↓

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 1:52 pm

Hacking consists of muttering something about a mainframe and tapping the keyboard a few times.

An F cup bra is a D cup.

Bad people cannot resist giving speeches, even when they know it will give their victims more time to escape or for someone to show up to rescue them.

If something relevant to you is going to play on the radio, it will happen the moment you turn on the radio.

If someone gets hit on the head, they'll always become unconscious, but there are no long-term effects.

If someone starts playing a sport (or similar) late in the game, they are practically guaranteed to be bullied, then reach a point where they feel like giving up, and then in the end prove themselves to be better than the people who have been practicing for years.

Someone who's experienced with horses can't get an aggressive, easily spooked horse to calm down, it needs to be someone inexperienced who has a love for horses.

Guns don't recoil most of the time, and the noise isn't that loud.

If important events involve children, all adults are incompetent and can't be told anything.

flowerpower ↓

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 1:53 pm

You only give birth by your water breaking. In public

Cars can fly, roll, catch on fire, go over an ocean, and still continue driving as if nothing happened

#Happymom

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 1:56 pm

This is lol!

In police dramas, if a police guy is shot, he's dead. But in an action movie, the good guy can get shot multiple times and still live and save the day.

Aurora ↓

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 1:58 pm

Women magically wear makeup at all times and in all situations - sleeping, showering, etc.

amother

Mimosa ↓

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 2:01 pm

Fat people are funny people.

Goldengoose

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 2:02 pm

people can get beat up, shot at, bopped on the head with a hammer and still manage to get up and fight and save many others.

or they get impaled by an icicle and they're out cold.

it's either extreme.

Last edited by Goldengoose on Mon, Jul 15 2024, 2:17 pm; edited 1 time in total

amother

Tangerine

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 2:04 pm

People keep hitting each other in fights, get knocked against walls , things broken over their heads, and they keep getting up and continuing. Whereas I have one fall in a pothole and sprain my ankle and feel the after effects for ages.

amother

Green ↓

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 2:04 pm

Frostbite doesn’t exist. People can plunge into icy water and continue running and hiding like nothing.

giftedmom ↓

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 2:08 pm

Men always have six packs and never chest hair
Women are always in professional hairstyles and makeup
The main character never dies
The hero always wins
True love is forever

amother

↑ Cyclamen ↓

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 2:09 pm

Your hair never frizzes up and your makeup never runs when plunging into the ocean. You come out looking like a Greek goddess with your clothing hugging you in just the right places

The Eiffel Tower is visible from every window in France

DNA results come in within the hour

If there’s a bridge in a movie, it will be blown up or have a car ram through the barrier into the ocean. If it’s a lifting bridge, an escaping car will drive up the ramp as it lifts and magically fly across to the other side unscathed just in the nick of time

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 2:11 pm

People throughout history have always adhered to the current beauty standards

Women are naturally hairless except their eyelashes, eyebrows, and scalp

amother

↑ Cyclamen ↓

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 2:11 pm

All Australians are blonde, bronzed, ripped and fearless. They also all can surf professionally

amother

↑ Cyclamen ↓

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 2:15 pm

The moms are either dead or will die/be sick in the movies. Hollywood hates moms

#BestBubby

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 2:17 pm

People fall madly in love with someone they have nothing in common, opposite values,

But love will conquer all.

↑ giftedmom ↓

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 2:18 pm

chanatron1000 wrote:

People throughout history have always adhered to the current beauty standards

Women are naturally hairless except their eyelashes, eyebrows, and scalp

Also women throughout history were always feminists railing against the patriarchy

amother

↑ Green

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 2:20 pm

The good guys are always blond, tall and extremely fit. And they have the perfect man haircut.

amother

↑ Cyclamen ↓

Mon, Jul 15 2024, 2:20 pm

If you had a nightmare, you will sit bolt upright upon awaking

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