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amother
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Post Sun, Mar 03 2024, 9:48 pm
I guess the first question is on how tall your pet giraffe 🦒 is?
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amother
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Post Sun, Mar 03 2024, 10:02 pm
For these purposes, I am very lucky to have a second floor, but also a first floor porch WITH A ROOF!

The kids can throw food out the window onto the porch roof and it's perfect height for the giraffe.
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Post Sun, Mar 03 2024, 10:24 pm
We have a pulley system from our apartment down to our succah, so I can just lower the food down to the giraffe!
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amother
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Post Sun, Mar 03 2024, 10:34 pm
There’s also the balance of your giraffe and your kids.
It is quite costly to feed a giraffe so you do need to make sure your kids are not too much in the way of the giraffe and it has all it needs.
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amother
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Post Sun, Mar 03 2024, 10:35 pm
What's this a spin off of?
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amother
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Post Sun, Mar 03 2024, 10:42 pm
amother Aqua wrote:
There’s also the balance of your giraffe and your kids.
It is quite costly to feed a giraffe so you do need to make sure your kids are not too much in the way of the giraffe and it has all it needs.

So who goes on bc? You giraffey or both?
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amother
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Post Sun, Mar 03 2024, 10:43 pm
amother Slategray wrote:
For these purposes, I am very lucky to have a second floor, but also a first floor porch WITH A ROOF!

The kids can throw food out the window onto the porch roof and it's perfect height for the giraffe.

Wow! Lucky lucky you!
Do you have a need to visit the zoo ever?
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amother
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Post Sun, Mar 03 2024, 10:43 pm
advocate wrote:
We have a pulley system from our apartment down to our succah, so I can just lower the food down to the giraffe!

Genius!
Both of you- you and slategrey!
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amother
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Post Sun, Mar 03 2024, 10:44 pm
amother Bronze wrote:
What's this a spin off of?

https://www.imamother.com/foru.....50965
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amother
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Post Sun, Mar 03 2024, 10:45 pm
amother OP wrote:
So who goes on bc? You giraffey or both?

The giraffe of course! Do you think I'll be sticking MY neck out for him?

Abstinence works very well for us. The nearest female giraffe is 30 miles away in a cage in the zoo. It's extremely effective under the circumstances.

For anyone on the (tall) fence, I just want to say that I have never had a problem with my kids not having friends since we got our giraffe. They are easily the most popular kids in the school. Yes it's expensive, but cheaper (and MUCH faster) than therapy.

Added bonus is that nobody thinks it strange that we do the same Shalach Manos theme every year since.
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amother
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Post Sun, Mar 03 2024, 10:47 pm
amother Slategray wrote:
The giraffe of course! Do you think I'll be sticking MY neck out for him?

Abstinence works very well for us. The nearest female giraffe is 30 miles away in a cage in the zoo. It's extremely effective under the circumstances.

For anyone on the (tall) fence, I just want to say that I have never had a problem with my kids not having friends since we got our giraffe. They are easily the most popular kids in the school. Yes it's expensive, but cheaper (and MUCH faster) than therapy.

Added bonus is that nobody thinks it strange that we do the same Shalach Manos theme every year since.

So cool!
How do you manage weather wise? (Unless you live in Africa or so?)
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