Leaving child in the bathtub with a monkey

amother

OP ↓

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:04 pm

You can wash the child and the monkey together- 2 birds (monkeys?) with 1 stone!

amother

Smokey

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:05 pm

It is abuse to wash a child with a stone. Use a sponge.

And I was always told, no monkey business in the bath.

So I'll vote no.

amother

Pearl

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:06 pm

Monkeys are very messy. 10/10 don't recommend.

avrahamama ↓

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:14 pm

Of all the animals you choose the one who would be the worst influence on your precious child. Monkeys throw their poop! They're noisy and completely lack boundaries....

On second thought it might be the best match.

amother

Dodgerblue

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:16 pm

This.thread.confirms.my.worst.suspicions.

You.have.all.gone.mad.

↑ giselle

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:18 pm

amother [ Dodgerblue ] wrote:

This.thread.confirms.my.worst.suspicions.

You.have.all.gone.mad.

No name calling under amother
😝

youngishbear

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:20 pm

This one does not depend on gender. It is not allowed, for obvious tznius reasons.

southernbubby

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:23 pm

My grandchildren want to take a bath with Curious George but we want to make sure that the man in the yellow hat is really Jewish.

amother

Blonde

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:25 pm

giselle wrote:

No soap radio!

Excuse me, that is an elephant.

amother

Maroon

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:25 pm

I understand why he’s in the bath
The dr. did say no more monkeys jumping on the bed
Where else could he jump but in the bath .

amother

Salmon

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:27 pm

Quote:

Leaving child in the bathtub with a monkey

No, I wouldn't, seriously...

Who says the monkey likes water? It might be an inyan of tsaar baaley chaim...
better not...

chanatron1000

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:31 pm

The child could hurt the monkey. This is animal abuse.

cbsp

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:34 pm

southernbubby wrote:

My grandchildren want to take a bath with Curious George but we want to make sure that the man in the yellow hat is really Jewish.

But then you'd also need to include Sproingy (the bubble making frog) and that just takes the danger to a low 'nother level...

keym

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:47 pm

southernbubby wrote:

My grandchildren want to take a bath with Curious George but we want to make sure that the man in the yellow hat is really Jewish.

Tell them that even if the man with the yellow hat is not Jewish, it's fine.
He's never with George. He shows up for the happy ending.

I mean sheesh.
Talk about neglectful guardians who get distracted or wander away.

InnerMe ↓

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:48 pm

this just keeps getting better LOL

but what happened to "monkey see monkey do"?? What if the monkey eats some soap and shampoo and inspires my toddler to do the same?

banana123 ↓

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:48 pm

avrahamama wrote:

Nooooo

I really, really, really did NOT need to know that. Ew ew ew.

Anyways, monkeys may throw their poop, but babies can SPRAY their poop. Cool

↑ banana123 ↓

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:48 pm

InnerMe wrote:

this just keeps getting better LOL

but what happened to "monkey see monkey do"?? What if the monkey eats some soap and shampoo and inspires my toddler to do the same?

Your toddler would've wasted half the container anyways.

↑ InnerMe

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:53 pm

banana123 wrote:

Your toddler would've wasted half the container anyways.

Nah, MY (nonexistent) toddlers would NEVER do that Laugh

Tzutzie

Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:56 pm

banana123 wrote:

Nooooo

I really, really, really did NOT need to know that. Ew ew ew.

Anyways, monkeys may throw their poop, but babies can SPRAY their poop. Cool

You shoyld know how/where you end up! Ypur a banana for goodness sake.

And I DEF bathe my kids with the monkey. He IS the toddler - I mean monkey..... Im not sure how I gave birth to him he's part human part monkey. (Mostly monkey)