Cutable Quotes! | Imamother

creativemom ↓

Thu, Mar 22 2007, 7:16 pm

My son was watching me clean and asked me,
"mommy, can we go to Bubbys house?"
"No," I told him, "Bubbys working."
"Where does Bubby work?"
"Bubby works in the hospital."
"Is Bubby learning to become a doctor?"
"No, Bubby works in the medical records department."
He thought about that for a little bit than asked me...
"Mommy, are you learning to become a cleaning lady?"

↑ creativemom ↓

Thu, Mar 22 2007, 7:55 pm

At first when he said that my reaction was WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
Now I laugh. Wink

...so nu, lets share some "cutable quotes"!

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Mar 22 2007, 8:00 pm

Once my daughter got a present ... and as she was opening it she was like so excited she said look how wonderful it is - when I finish opening it...

another dd heard that people who drink coffee have stunted growth ... and she very cutely asked it that why daddy is so short ... (p.s he is petite and so is she)

okay maybe it was funnier to me - you had to be there ...

↑ creativemom ↓

Thu, Mar 22 2007, 8:06 pm

greenfire wrote:

Once my daughter got a present ... and as she was opening it she was like so excited she said look how wonderful it is - when I finish opening it...

...oh, my gosh, I just got the second part! Pretty cute!

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gryp ↓

Thu, Mar 22 2007, 8:13 pm

This might be the longest thread on Imamother. Smile

Nice idea, creativemom. Wink

My 3 year old was standing next to the fridge while I was working in the kitchen, and he tells me: "Mommy, we have maggots in the fridge." shock

Then he says, "Bubby also has maggots!" at which point I realized that he was saying MAGNETS not MAGGOTS. Rolling Laughter

bashinda ↓

Thu, Mar 22 2007, 8:25 pm

one time DD came home from school after learning about the avos and called me "mommy avino."

And another DD classic is when I taught her to say "please can I have xxxx" , I had made her pizza erev Shabbos and she then decided she didn't want it. This is how she asked me nicely to take it away:
"please can I have not have pizza?" It's hard to stay annoyed with this girl what can I say!

She used to call 13 "eleven-teen." I decided I like eleven-teen better than 13. Too bad nobody would know what I was talking about!

mumoo ↓

Thu, Mar 22 2007, 8:36 pm

can we post repeatedly? my daughter is in the 3 year stage where everything that comes out of her mouth either astounds me or makes me laugh

but I'll start with my gf's three children on the recorded phone message, each one in turn, oldest to youngest:

"hi, this is Baylah," "this is 'munah, "dis azi"
"please leave a message, " "leave a messange," "leave a menchy"

lotte

Thu, Mar 22 2007, 8:59 pm

I have gained some weight in the past few years.My dd (5 years old)
comes to me with a parfum of mine and tells me in these simple words:
Imma,you used to be so into fashion and now you are so into fatness.
I almost fainted.

mimivan ↓

Thu, Mar 22 2007, 9:45 pm

My son's mainly a Hebrew speaker, but I'll translate.

When he was 2 1/2, he kept singing this Avraham Fried song about the Geula Shleima. Then he piped up and said, Ema, I want the Ooga (cake)shleima!!!

miriam ↓

Thu, Mar 22 2007, 9:54 pm

I was telling my five year old all the foods we eat on Pesach. I went through the list of mostly fruits and veggies. She said, Oh, Hashem only wants us to eat healthy on Pesach.

↑ mumoo ↓

Thu, Mar 22 2007, 11:05 pm

teneleven wrote:

I also have a 'fitness coach' After a very long day, we were in the car and I said to dh, "I can't wait to get into a nice hot bath" From the back seat a 3-4 yr ds piped up, incredulously, "You fit in the bathtub?"

Tefila

Thu, Mar 22 2007, 11:25 pm

Quote:

"Mommy, we have maggots in the fridge." Then he says, "Bubby also has maggots!" at which point I realized that he was saying MAGNETS not MAGGOTS

Quote:

I can't wait to get into a nice hot bath" From the back seat a 3-4 yr ds piped up, incredulously, "You fit in the bathtub?"

↑ mumoo ↓

Fri, Mar 23 2007, 8:29 am

We were Shabbos guests- at shaloshseudos my then 2yr dd asked me "what is this cake?" I told her, "it's almonds." So she asked, "Zalman's? My brother?"

btMOMtoFFBs ↓

Fri, Mar 23 2007, 9:13 am

My husband was tucking our kids into bed one night and asked our 4-yr old DS who should give the kiss first. So DH says "Me kiss or you kiss?"

and DS says "Mucus!" and we all burst out laughing. (That's how our family refers to the stuff that drips from a runny nose).
LOL

S.Shcwartz

Fri, Mar 23 2007, 11:04 am

creativemom, I love this thread! I like each and every cutable quotes! I was laughing so hard.. especially the "leave a mentchy" and 'you fit in the bathtub?'

keep em coming!

Esther23

Fri, Mar 23 2007, 2:54 pm

My 2 year old daughter was telling my one year old son what sounds all the animals make. After the chicken sound she asked him "what sound does the chicken cutlet make?"

amother ↓

Fri, Mar 23 2007, 2:59 pm

We taught our dd to say "thank you for the meal, everything was delicious." SO once when we were guests my 3 year old said.
"Thank you, the food was delicious, but I didn't like it."

embarrassed

↑ mumoo ↓

Fri, Mar 23 2007, 5:23 pm

The now 9 yr old dd when she was about 3-4, playing with a boy on our block-
"Let's play house. You be the totty and I'll be the cleaning lady. Also the mother."

Later, same couple outside (dd has a playground ball under her shirt):

neighbor boy: c'mon let me see it
dd: no, it's not ready
nb: but I want to see it now
dd: well, it's not ready
nb: but I'm the totty and I want to see the baby
dd: (thinking it over) ok, maybe if you take me out to dinner maybe it will be ready.