Cutable Quotes! | Imamother

↑ creativemom ↓

Sun, Mar 25 2007, 9:19 am

These are too funny!!! Keep them comming.

We brought home a whole fish for shabbos, with the head still on...
My son looked at it, got so exited and said,
"Wow, look mommy, a real live gefiltah fish!!!!!"

↑ gryp ↓

Sun, Mar 25 2007, 9:42 am

This morning I asked my 3 year old if he wants to say Shema as part of Brochos before breakfast. (I'm trying to get him to that point, whatever.) He told me: "No, Mommy, we don't say Shema on breakfast."
LOL

↑ creativemom ↓

Wed, Mar 28 2007, 5:01 pm

After one particularly challanging erev shabbos I decided to pamper myself a little and try to wind down a bit by taking some extra time to pamper myself before shabbos. When I came down the stairs my then, 4 year old son watched me as I came down and said,
"Mommy, you look beautiful."
My heart melted.

↑ withhumor

Wed, Mar 28 2007, 5:08 pm

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↑ btMOMtoFFBs ↓

Wed, Mar 28 2007, 7:35 pm

My 5 yr old DS came into my bedroom before I had gotten dressed one morning (I was still in my nightgown) and saw a bra spread out on my bureau. He asked me why I had a blue mask on the dresser. embarrassed

I can kind of see how shortly after Purim a spread out bra would look like a mask.

It was hard not to laugh when I told him it wasn't a mask and that was just something I needed to put away. LOL

↑ creativemom ↓

Wed, Mar 28 2007, 7:51 pm

We do not have soda or candy in our home. When our children ask why they cant have any we simply say its not healthy for them.
On that note...
I was shopping with my 5 year old son in the supper market and we were going down the soda aisle to get some mineral water, all the way at the end of the aisle. There were a whole bunch of colledge kids putting soda bottles in their shopping carts. My son looked at them and announced in a load, clear voice...
"SODA IS NOT HEALTHY FOR YOU!"
About 6 students turned around and looked at us. There was nothing I could say except, "He's right! Wink

↑ greenfire

Fri, Mar 30 2007, 6:03 am

Okay so my son said to me "mommy when you're done cleaning for pesach ... I'll help you"

yes it gets funnier ... this was yesterday not yesteryear and he is 18 ... I'm like "yeah thanks ..."

Atali ↓

Mon, Jun 04 2007, 6:58 pm

Can we revive this tread, some of these are really funny.

This past shavuos, as we were walking to go to a meal on the first night, we passed a frum woman and my son yelled out at the top of his lungs "That's a yidden!" and pointed to her. I was so embarassed, but she though it was funny.

↑ amother ↓

Mon, Jun 04 2007, 7:08 pm

When my brother was 2/3, I was asking him about being in Ima's tummy-- he was telling me all sorts of stories, and after a while, I said "Wait, if you were in Ima's tummy, where was I?" Without hesitation, he proudly announced, "In Abba's tummy."

el2cg

Mon, Jun 04 2007, 7:17 pm

my 3 yr old comments:
on my polka dotted dress- "mommy you have a bunch of moons, like a clown...its all over"

"WHEN I'M GONNA BE BIG, I'M GONNA HAVE A MUSHROOM AND BEARD LIKE TOTTY!"

↑ gryp ↓

Tue, Jun 05 2007, 7:32 am

So I taught my 3 yr old a song from Pirkei Avos: "Ben Zoma Omer Ayzehu Chacham..." and I taught him motions to help him remember it better, so by Chacham he points to his head...
This morning he comes to me and says: "my Ben Zoma hurts!"
Rolling Laughter

On Sunday my 3 year old (Mendel) had a playdate. The entire time, every 30 seconds, my almost two year old pointed to the friend and announced: "It's not Mendel!" "It's not Mendel!" and at one point, pointed to the mother and said: "It's not Mommy!"
embarrassed

↑ amother ↓

Tue, Jun 05 2007, 7:27 pm

I usually change my 2 yr old on the bed and when I see or smell that she made I tell her to go lie down.

once I let out air embarrassed

and she turns to me and says mammy lie down on the bed. Rolling Eyes

↑ amother ↓

Tue, Jun 05 2007, 8:00 pm

When my two brothers were little, the older one (who had a history of beating up the younger one) wanted to take karate lessons. My parents told him "no, because you're going to use it on your brother".

Without missing a beat, this little smart aleck says: "No I won't, I'll just beat him up regular!"[/list]

GAMZu ↓

Tue, Jun 05 2007, 9:39 pm

Those are all hysterical!
I was once wiping my 2 1/2 year old after the bathroom and said, "Ok, you're clean." So he said, "Yeah, I'm klein." (Small in Yiddish.)

My husband sings "Veharikosi lachem brocha ad bli dai" on motzai shabbos. Once the same child sang along, "Swimming pool tzubrochen (broken) ai dai dai dai dai."

My MIL once took me and the kids to the ocean. Recently my mother offered to take us, and I told my kids the good news. That morning my baby was babbling something that sounded like my MIL's name. (For example if her name is Rina, the baby kept saying "inna, inna, inna...")
My 3 year old corrected him, "No, Bubby (Rina) is not coming, the other bubby is."
The baby kept saying "inna" and the 3 yr old just got so upset that he burst out crying. He wanted to go to the ocean with my mother this time and thought that if the baby keeps saying the other grandma's name, she'll come instead.

Ima'la ↓

Tue, Jun 05 2007, 9:48 pm

shayna82 wrote:

my 3 year old asked me the other day if the baby has toys to play with in my belly. it was sooo cute, and he said it so seriously.

Shayna, my 3 yr. old also asked me that during my last pregnancy!

He was also very concerned about how the baby would get out "because your tongue is in the way"! shock