Daffynitions | Imamother

zaq ↓

Fri, Nov 15 2013, 9:17 am

Let's start a thread defining new words inspired by typos and misspellings on imamother.

First one:

Pediattrition: What happens when members of your baby doctor's group practice retire or move away.

the world's best mom

Fri, Nov 15 2013, 9:20 am

Ok. Daffynitions- an explanation about items sold at daffy's.

greenfire ↓

Sun, Nov 17 2013, 4:00 pm

fuhgeddaboudit ~ when you cannot comprehend what on earth a person is saying & your coarse brooklyn accent shows itself ...

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 10:44 pm

Shver tzu zayn a Yid--my father-in-law's completing his conversion tomorrow

imasoftov ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2013, 10:15 am

Miamonides - a housing development in Florida for retired doctors.

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IMHopinion ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2013, 11:17 am

Intimicy

The story about the misplaced O's and the I's
Very Happy

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Dec 11 2013, 6:47 pm

disgard - where the Norse gods take their garbage

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↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Dec 18 2013, 4:12 am

IV league schools - drug rehab centers where you can get clean and finish your college degree at the same time

there's also a folk etymology that the Ivy League started with four (roman numeral IV) members ...

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jan 07 2014, 1:54 am

Vibrating: Final results after women compare husbands.

theoneandonly

Wed, Jan 22 2014, 6:18 am

Book kepping: banging books with your head (not sure why OP would think that's a good job anywhere, but okay...)

mandr

Wed, Jan 22 2014, 10:50 am

theoneandonly wrote:

Book kepping: banging books with your head (not sure why OP would think that's a good job anywhere, but okay...)

OMG I was just going to do this but you beat me to it!

dimyona

Wed, Jan 22 2014, 11:02 am

Post pardem- Pardon the post.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Jan 27 2014, 2:24 pm

mantality - Russian machoism

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↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Feb 16 2014, 4:38 pm

helucinating - when you see demons (and you haven't put any ashes of the afterbirth of a black cat in your eyes)

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↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Feb 23 2014, 8:00 am

arosed I have several ideas, but they'd all get taken down

↑ IMHopinion

Sun, Feb 23 2014, 10:21 am

Kuddling

1877-Kuddling4Kids 🎶🎵

↑ imasoftov ↓

Fri, Feb 28 2014, 4:36 am

ztnius- not wearing makeup even to hide your acne, a la Frimet Goldberger

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Mar 01 2014, 8:10 pm

imasoftov wrote:

ztnius- not wearing makeup even to hide your acne, a la Frimet Goldberger

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Mar 06 2014, 10:11 am

hushkufa - hiding a copy of Moreh Nevuchim under a gemara

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Mar 13 2014, 4:42 pm

'lifnei eiver lo titain michshol'

when one deliberately stay blind while their husband cheats