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S.Shcwartz  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 06 2006, 7:05 pm
I'm tasting my supper. A little more salt. Kids are playing. Had a hard day. I'll relax soon. One yr old got FIVE shots today... Two yr old got two. It's six o'clock, day almost over. And... I take a look at the kids. Feigy, the one yr. old is trying to get something off her head. What do I see? A potty ring? a potty ring. I try to take it off. Not moving. Other way. Not budging. Up and down, all around. Nothing, zero, zilch. Hatzolah? Neighbor first. Nothing doing. Call Hatzolah. "what does he have around his neck?" "A POTTY RING" how he got it on? No clue. No. Not coming off. In comes Hatzolah guy. Bursts out laughing. No wonder. He looks hysterical. Plus my little one is laughing along. Neighbor tells me to take pictures. R u insane? Margarine anyone? Huh? You heard me. Margarine. Shmear around his whole head. Bath coming soon. Up. Down. The other way. No way. Not working. Hatzolah guy: "If he got it on, it must come out". Right. No logic. Nothing. All of a sudden, IT'S OUT. Ordeal over. BH.

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gryp




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 06 2006, 7:15 pm
LOL LOL LOL
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Tovah




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 06 2006, 7:41 pm
I love it!
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ILOVELIFE




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 06 2006, 7:48 pm
OMG!! Did u get it off?! The hatzolah guy left b4 u got it off? How long did it take?
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MyKidsRQte




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 06 2006, 8:03 pm
Oh my goodness!!
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ChavieK




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 06 2006, 8:59 pm
Sounds very funny. Could you post the picture?
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Mommy3.5




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 06 2006, 9:03 pm
reminds me of a old TV show called rescue 911, which was reinacted 911 calls. one call was about a two year old who decided to flush her foot down the toilet....her foot got stuck in the drain, the firemen had to come and remove the toilet from the bathroom and then smash the toilet to get her foot out!

Also its good to know other peoples kids put potty pieces on thier heads! its a real favorite here!
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cindy324




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 06 2006, 9:32 pm
hysterical, thanks for the good laugh! LOL LOL LOL
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  S.Shcwartz  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 06 2006, 9:36 pm
Yeah, the hatzolah got it out BH with the margarine!!
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anon  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 06 2006, 9:41 pm
What's a potty ring??!

When dh was very young he fell asleep on the toilet and fell inside the bowl with his legs dangling out over his head. I doubt he appreciated it when he called for help and his parents were doubled over in hysterics.

Hmm...I hope he doesn't mind me telling this story LOL
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queen




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 07 2006, 8:01 am
you wrote up ur story great!
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  anon




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 07 2006, 1:44 pm
What's a potty ring?? Is it the toilet seat?
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Mitzvahmom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 07 2006, 1:56 pm
Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter

oh I needed a good laugh..so cute!!
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BeershevaBubby




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 07 2006, 2:58 pm
potty ring goes on the toilet, making the toilet bowl smaller and easier for small tushies to sit on without falling into the bowl.
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Basya




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 07 2006, 3:24 pm
LOL LOL Thanks for the good laugh! LOL LOL
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Sofia2




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 07 2006, 3:34 pm
One of those funny/scary experiences you will never forget.
Very cutely written!
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shopaholic




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 08 2006, 9:54 am
Oh that is so funny. Scary at the time probably, but funny! I could so see my kids doing that to themselves!
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ButterflyGarden




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 08 2006, 10:00 am
Aren't kids great!! LOL Sunny
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Meema2Kids




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 08 2006, 11:34 am
ROFL!!
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chen




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 08 2006, 11:58 am
You-all ain't never gonna live that down!

BTW, Funniest Hatzolah Stories would make a good title for a book.
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