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 Fri, Oct 06 2006, 12:00 pm
there are several websites of misheard lyrics to popular (nonjewish) songs and some of them are beauts!
Excuse me while I kiss this guy (real words "I kiss the sky")
One-Ton Tomato (real words "Guantanamera")
Wrong lyric: There's a bathroom on the right
Right lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The real lyrics:
Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee...
Misheard as:
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze
Real words:
"Sound of silence"
Misheard as "Sound of sirens"
And this one, from a friend who misheard a comment made at a meeting of health professionals:
"They identified a bowl of iris in the facility."
(Mazal tov--they pass Ornamental Horticulture 101.)
What was actually said: "They identified Ebola virus in the facility."
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Purple Hug Bunny
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Mon, Oct 09 2006, 3:55 am
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Chani
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Mon, Oct 09 2006, 4:36 pm
Ohhhh, my DH used to have fun convincing one of his friends in law school of the "wrong" lyrics - I remember this one:
Big ol' jet airliner
became Big old Chad had a line up
Steve Miller Band - Jet Airliner :-D
I saw this one on line:
"No ducks are handsome in the classroom"
(really, no dark sarcasm in the classroom)
Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall
Now I guess I've completely dated myself... :-D
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amother
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Mon, Oct 09 2006, 9:20 pm
I read this in reader's digest a while back:
from a song by the beatles
the girl with colitis goes by
(the girl with kaleidoscope eyes)
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Annie
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Mon, Oct 09 2006, 9:40 pm
Here's one for you. Remember the old Police song . . . Every Breath You Take . . .
Misheard Lyrics : I'm a pool hall ace
Proper Lyrics: and my poor heart aches
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chen
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Thu, Nov 02 2006, 11:29 am
Not lyrics this time--a radio announcer. I couldn't understand what was so offensive about John Kerry's telling students that if they didn't study they could end up "stuck on a rock". Makes sense to me.
What's that you say? Not on a rock? in Iraq? Ooooooh!
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shanie5
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Thu, Nov 02 2006, 7:18 pm
in a day camp I worked in the counselors made up a song for the group name and taught it to the kids.
but the line they wrote "we've got the stuff it takes"
was translated by the kids to say "we've got the sufficates!"
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