What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Feb 21 2019, 11:35 am

chicco wrote:

Padded minimize bar

I'm reminded of the push me pull you from Dr Dolittle.

I would love a padded minimize bar. You could drink as much as you want without getting too drunk and not have to worry if you accidentally hit the bar.

↑ chicco ↓

Thu, Feb 21 2019, 11:44 am

What to look for in a flat

Good arch support!

↑ chicco ↓

Thu, Feb 21 2019, 11:46 am

Squishy wrote:

I would love a padded minimize bar. You could drink as much as you want without getting too drunk and not have to worry if you accidentally hit the bar.

That's a very smart and safe idea.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Feb 21 2019, 9:29 pm

Spring Water Delivery Service. Poster: Amelia Bedelia

Immediate reaction, Amelia B., I just want you to know that you can get your water delivered in any of the other three seasons as well.

↑ yksraya ↓

Fri, Feb 22 2019, 11:46 am

Accidently made #2 instead of gas...
Advice

Sh*t happens

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Feb 23 2019, 11:45 pm

Accidents by Morah

A spectacularly unattractive name for a design line. Try something like “ Happenstance by Mariana” or “Spontaneous by Mariah” instead.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Feb 24 2019, 12:54 pm

Girls fighting. Beyond blood.

Girls Gone Wild - Now Wilder than Ever! Surprised

↑ yksraya ↓

Sun, Feb 24 2019, 7:31 pm

Who cuts sheitels really well

Leave it in the hands of the toddlers

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Feb 25 2019, 4:01 am

Benjamin moore vs. other paint companies

Every last one of these X vs Y posts makes me think of a fight and as funny as it is to imagine two medical partnerships in a melee or two sheitelmachers pulling each other's fake hair, I want to be in the bleachers (high up) for a fight between paint companies.

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Mon, Feb 25 2019, 4:00 pm

To stay or to go

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Feb 26 2019, 5:48 am

Positives?

I don't mean no, I don't mean maybe
I'm indefinitely, I'm indefinitely
I don't mean no, I don't mean maybe
I'm indefinitely, I'm indefinitely

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Feb 26 2019, 8:00 am

I’m a weirdo

Two reactions, first of which is, you say that like it's a bad thing, and next:

"But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo."

Don't worry, this is the radio-friendly version

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Feb 26 2019, 9:38 am

Sometimes, when DH leaves the house, I want to

Color my hair, tweeze my eyebrows, slather on a mud pack or do any of the other secret maintenance jobs I’d just as soon he didn’t know about.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Feb 26 2019, 1:45 pm

Tuna patties to baby

Best alchemist ever

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Feb 28 2019, 8:28 am

Do you take being a mother for granted?

Not on political threads anymore

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Feb 28 2019, 8:32 am

Pastelle Wigs

I'm partial to baby pink, sky blue, and lavender. Mint green is a bit much, in my opinion.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Feb 28 2019, 10:15 am

Gold colored bedikah

If we were on Facebook I'd tag Jews of Late Capitalism

↑ yksraya ↓

Thu, Feb 28 2019, 11:02 am

Dh no drive

At first thought I was thinking maybe a mexican immigrant lady wrote it. But then I saw it's under intimacy... Lol

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Thu, Feb 28 2019, 11:49 am

"My fermented pickles taste/ smell like horses!"

Oh my God. There are women here that not only ferment their own pickles but actually know what a horse tastes like?

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Mar 03 2019, 7:32 am

Get something for Purim for my therapist?

Buy your own therapist a gift.