What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sat, Jan 05 2019, 1:33 pm

Sleep before 12 am is worth more? Science backs this?

If it's not before midnight tonight, it's before midnight tomorrow. Also both midnight and noon are חצות in Hebrew.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sat, Jan 05 2019, 1:35 pm

Do you ski?

No, but I cross the street in Israel and sometimes even drive on it.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Jan 06 2019, 2:21 am

How many uniforms do your kids have?

Currently none. They'll get theirs after they graduate from high school (check my location), they don't need any now.

Surrendered ↓

Sun, Jan 06 2019, 2:57 am

Why is my period all over the place???

Hmmm... Good question. It might be a good idea to contain it with a pad.

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↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Jan 06 2019, 6:31 am

What do you let your teens do to relax/have fun?

Like collectible action figures, teens are best are kept in their original packaging to maximize their resale (shidduch) value.

↑ daagahminayin ↓

Sun, Jan 06 2019, 8:41 am

Exciting ideas? Mikva coincides with anniversary

Well that calls for a game of Catan!

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Jan 06 2019, 11:58 am

Kkithen renovation: what things would you recommend?

Dictionary, spell check, proof reading ....

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Jan 06 2019, 2:24 pm

Is today concidered day 5?

No, it's January 6th considered the 6th day of the year.

Ravenclaw ↓

Mon, Jan 07 2019, 6:49 am

Having a potential boy read the SB forum

Think it will change his/her mind on having a gender change surgery?

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Jan 07 2019, 7:05 am

3D
2G
8R
6B
&K

Quote:

Bingo is coming to Lakewood!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Jan 07 2019, 7:08 am

Quote:

Any male to female romanticism in the Torah?

Torah doesn't really romanticise transitioning.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Jan 07 2019, 8:52 am

Looking for hats in Jerusalem

This time of year, the air is often full of them, the hard part is catching one.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Jan 07 2019, 10:14 am

Quote:

How to respond when someone offers to pay for you

I tell them that I'm not for sale, but I'm flattered they asked. Lady

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Jan 07 2019, 12:20 pm

Having a potential boy read the shalom bayis forum

Wow, he’s not even conceived yet and he’s already reading!

OR

If she’s a potential boy, she has bigger problems than getting scared off by SB threads.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Jan 07 2019, 9:00 pm

What not to do at a shiva call:

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2019, 2:17 am

Anyone have of a place in the poconos similar to fernwood

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2019, 2:35 am

Which places have you visited?

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2019, 3:24 am

Life.

"Life. Don't talk to me about life."
"No one even mentioned it"
(The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2019, 3:37 am

Do prettier wives have happier marriages?

Someone should have told her
When beauty's all you offer
How soon the world discovers
That your beauty's gone
Its gone

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2019, 3:42 am

Get your nails done?

‘Yes, I saw how much interested you were in poor Grinevitch’s nails,’ said Stepan Arkadyevitch, laughing.

‘It’s too much for me,’ responded Levin. ‘Do try, now, and put yourself in my place, take the point of view of a country person. We in the country try to bring our hands into such a state as will be most convenient for working with. So we cut our nails; sometimes we turn up our sleeves. And here people purposely let their nails grow as long as they will, and link on small saucers by way of studs, so that they can do nothing with their hands.’

Stepan Arkadyevitch smiled gaily.

‘Oh yes, that’s just a sign that he has no need to do coarse work. His work is with the mind.…’

‘May be. But still it’s queer to me, just at this moment it seems queer to me that we country folks try to get our meals over as soon as we can, so as to be ready for our work, while here we are trying to drag out our meal as long as possible, and with that object eating oysters.…’

‘Why, of course,’ objected Stepan Arkadyevitch. ‘But that’s just the aim of civilisation—to make everything a source of enjoyment.’

‘Well, if that’s its aim, I’d rather be a savage.’

Leo Tolstoy, "Anna Karenina"