What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ shoeboxgirly ↓

Fri, Nov 18 2011, 2:33 am

I promise I'm not a troll

but I am

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Nov 18 2011, 11:26 am

leah666 wrote:

BRAT- a compliment?

Yes, but why stop there? People will love you more if you call them an idiot.

Chaya Braun

Fri, Nov 18 2011, 11:59 am

Dukan Diet.

(I read it as Dunkan Diet.)

Is this the diet where you eat lots of Dunkan Hines cakes? I'm in!

33055 ↓

Sat, Nov 19 2011, 5:09 pm

Challah with mostly artificial sweetener?

I prefer mine mostly made of flour.

↑ B"H ↓

Sat, Nov 19 2011, 5:12 pm

Chaya Braun wrote:

Dukan Diet.

(I read it as Dunkan Diet.)

Is this the diet where you eat lots of Dunkan Hines cakes? I'm in!

me too, that's exactly what I thought!!! Smile

↑ auntie_em ↓

Sat, Nov 19 2011, 9:36 pm

dini/ blush/ atara/ jessica, shevy elite... anyone???

I don't know why but everytime I see this I think of a teacher taking attendance.

Dini? *silence*

Atara? *crickets chirping*

Jessica? *wind blows through the tree-tops*

Shevy Elite? *pin drops*

Anyone??? *girls giggling like mad!*

(I think Shevy Elite might be teacher's pet, or she is named for someone really unique!)

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Sun, Nov 20 2011, 10:55 am

my heart stopped seeing my neighbor driving on shabbos

yes, but what about your eyes?

↑ realeez ↓

Sun, Nov 20 2011, 3:33 pm

Good Luck Sesame Chicken

Big exam tomorrow, eh?

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sun, Nov 20 2011, 5:15 pm

How do I make shabbos -seriously!

I don't see why you want to do this, but just be careful not to smile or laugh while you make Shabbos. then you've made Shabbos seriously.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Nov 20 2011, 5:22 pm

auntie_em wrote:

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Nov 20 2011, 5:38 pm

How do I get glue out of a sweater?

Turn up the heat in the house and glue will take off the sweater all by himself.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Nov 21 2011, 6:33 am

"I have no identity - what should I ask for for my birthday?"

How about something you don't already have... like, um, an identity?

↑ shoeboxgirly ↓

Mon, Nov 21 2011, 8:05 am

Should I wear pants?

No, going commando is way more fashionable in winter.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 21 2011, 10:21 am

Psychologist in jerusalem

Next in the series that started with "A Beggar in Jerusalem" and continued witrh "Exercise in Jerusalem".

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Nov 21 2011, 10:33 am

Not all FRUM women dress the same way.

What?! You mean not everyone wears black? Be still my heart...

↑ B"H ↓

Mon, Nov 21 2011, 5:21 pm

under "problems with a pregnancy"

"should I put my identical twins in the same class?"

lady, you need a reality check. you have A LOT more things to think about right now. first get through the birth, post partum, baby and toddler stages, and then we'll talk.

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Mon, Nov 21 2011, 6:29 pm

BOOTS helP!!

Omg!! Where????

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Nov 22 2011, 12:41 pm

When a Yid extends credit...YOU PAY THEM BACK!

And when a [gentile] extends credit...you don't?
Oy.

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Tue, Nov 22 2011, 2:25 pm

Help me start a new thread!!

Ok, your thread ran out. now, take a new piece, and aim it towards the eye of the needle. it helps to sometimes wet the tip of the thread. ok!! voila!!

↑ leah66 ↓

Tue, Nov 22 2011, 3:11 pm

"Dh just walked out on me with a suitcase"
that must have hurt, especially if it was a beautiful, blond suitcase.

"When a Yid extends credit...YOU PAY THEM BACK!"
really? The Takanos they come up with nowadays...