What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ leah66 ↓

Tue, Nov 22 2011, 6:15 pm

» Why would a yid WANT TO celebrate Thanksgiving?
Duh! It's a holiday that involves food, why ever would we not?

↑ leah66 ↓

Tue, Nov 22 2011, 6:17 pm

» Suspicious Thread Epidemic
Thanks for telling us. I'll be sure to remind my threads to wash their hands with soap to keep them safe from it.

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Tue, Nov 22 2011, 8:21 pm

Help me start a new thread
looks like you just did

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Nov 22 2011, 8:53 pm

where did you get your toddler boots

You expect me to remember? I haven't worn toddler boots in many years. I'm doing well if I remember what I ate for breakfast today.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Nov 22 2011, 10:10 pm

leah666 wrote:

» Why would a yid WANT TO celebrate Thanksgiving?
Duh! It's a holiday that involves food, why ever would we not?

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Nov 23 2011, 11:35 am

"What are you serving for Thanksgiving?"

Turkey. Duh.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Nov 23 2011, 12:32 pm

Community and school for out of the box

I've heard of women who treat their sheitlach like children, but this is ridiculous!

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Nov 23 2011, 2:34 pm

Last minute guests

Finally found a really effective insecticide.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Nov 23 2011, 11:43 pm

"Dh just walked out on me with a suitcase"

My immediate reaction:

OMG, that's awful. What kind of suitcase was it?

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Nov 24 2011, 3:45 am

"Fresh n Easy- Garlic Potato Soup"

Worst-selling scented pantiliner brand in feminine hygeine product history.

↑ leah66 ↓

Thu, Nov 24 2011, 4:52 pm

»HELP! Mouse in my house, shabbos guests on the floor...

I've seen people climb onto chairs when they see a mouse, but it they want to lay on the floor, whatever.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Nov 24 2011, 10:51 pm

DrMom wrote:

"Fresh n Easy- Garlic Potato Soup"

Worst-selling scented pantiliner brand in feminine hygeine product history.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Nov 24 2011, 11:07 pm

"need a fresh start. useful bachelors?"

Most men can be useful in some capacity.

But back up a second: Are you sure you don't want to consult a rav to address shalom bayit issues in your current marriage? Rather than giving up and looking for a new fellow?

↑ TranquilityAndPeace ↓

Thu, Nov 24 2011, 11:09 pm

"Do you have a healthy body image?"

I have Shape and Prevention magazines upstairs, I'm sure I can find a good image of a healthy body. What kind of project are you doing?

↑ TranquilityAndPeace ↓

Thu, Nov 24 2011, 11:18 pm

"a deluge of red potatoes"

Was that one of the 10 makkos that slipped my mind? Red blood, frogs, lice, hail, red potatoes... what were the rest of 'em?

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Nov 24 2011, 11:21 pm

TranquilityAndPeace wrote:

"a deluge of red potatoes"

Was that one of the 10 makkos that slipped my mind? Red blood, frogs, lice, hail, red potatoes... what were the rest of 'em?

The ones I always forget are Bashful and Doc!

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Nov 24 2011, 11:31 pm

need a fresh start. useful bachelors?

Putting this under "finances" rather than "shidduchim" may be brutally honest, but I think calling men "useful" bachelors is more than a bit crass.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Nov 24 2011, 11:33 pm

TranquilityAndPeace wrote:

"Do you have a healthy body image?"

I have Shape and Prevention magazines upstairs, I'm sure I can find a good image of a healthy body. What kind of project are you doing?

Yes! this is what I was thinking in a nebulous sort of way, but I couldn't phrase it that well.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Fri, Nov 25 2011, 8:42 am

Son looking for shidduch-but I wouldn't take him for SIL

shock

Of course you wouldn't! Does he really want to marry his sister? Please do all you can to discourage them from going ahead with this!

↑ DrMom ↓

Sat, Nov 26 2011, 11:46 am

"Wheat Germ Oil - what is it good for?"

I guess you've never had squeaky wheat germ.