What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ sequoia ↓

Tue, Nov 15 2011, 9:57 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Burkahs and Flashmobs

and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens... Music

Loose-fitting black shawls tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Tue, Nov 15 2011, 11:19 am

under finances- honestly, how is it done?
Some people do it honestly and some don't. If you want to do it honestly, a good accountant could help. If you're not doing it honestly, you're better off with a lawyer.

↑ tryinghard ↓

Tue, Nov 15 2011, 12:31 pm

Under "Menstruation"
Never happened to me before. Advice?

Go talk to your mommy. She'll explain it all to you.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Nov 15 2011, 1:44 pm

Help a fellow Amother on Facebook

You know the Farside where the wife discovers her husband on the phone (actually a few, I think): You, Raymond? You're the they people mean when they say, "they say"?
Well, the curtain's down, we now know who Amother is: You, Yoshi? When do you find the time?

↑ Bea21

Tue, Nov 15 2011, 2:10 pm

"You Imamother people freak me out!"

Calm down, calm down... It might be a good idea for you to just sit down. There. Now breath slowly; in and out--you got it! Now look--Imamother isn't so scary after all.

(I think I'm spending too much time doing "therapeutic communication" with patients lately).

↑ B"H ↓

Tue, Nov 15 2011, 7:10 pm

nursing baby- need salad ideas

ok, I don't know what to make of this, but it does NOT sound appetizing!

↑ jeweled ↓

Tue, Nov 15 2011, 7:11 pm

Family Fun Day at Mikva

Well, I just couldn't find a sitter, and decided to make the best of it...

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Nov 15 2011, 8:31 pm

shoeboxgirly wrote:

Scaring the kids into yiddishkeit

Boo!

↑ shoeboxgirly ↓

Wed, Nov 16 2011, 2:30 am

Night before internal exam???

study hard...?

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Nov 16 2011, 6:43 am

What do you put in your kids lunchbox?

Ummm... maybe lunch?

↑ mosma ↓

Wed, Nov 16 2011, 7:22 am

fat chicken cutlet--bang or cut?

honestly, I'm not sure giving it bangs or a haircut will make it look any thinner... maybe try a girdle?

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Nov 16 2011, 1:17 pm

Nice traditional or shomer NY guy for MARRIAGE?

Look, I know that there are people out there who think that Brooklyn in the promised land, but calling someone "Shomer NY" is a bit much.

↑ mimivan ↓

Wed, Nov 16 2011, 1:48 pm

scaring kids into Yiddishkeit...."You better say a bracha or I'm going to put on that Freddie Kruger mask on again!"

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Nov 16 2011, 4:07 pm

Rabbi Job

Job was a Rabbi? We learned he wasn't even a Jew, and some authorities say he never existed and his sefer is a mussar tale, no more and no less.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Nov 16 2011, 4:48 pm

Downy doesn't make my towels soft

With a few explanation points I think we have ourselves a fine National Enquirer headline.

TranquilityAndPeace ↓

Wed, Nov 16 2011, 4:54 pm

Is breastmilk kosher?

No? All of us feed our kiddies tref milk?

↑ realeez ↓

Wed, Nov 16 2011, 7:35 pm

Missing Family<,> First Granola Bar recipe

Your family is missing but first you want a recipe?! Priorities, dear!

↑ Mrs Bissli ↓

Thu, Nov 17 2011, 3:10 pm

Is the pot still kosher?

Hmmm, depends on which state you live, and if it's for medicinal purpose.
It's probably kosher, but bear in mind it's considered kitniyot.

http://www.jewishjournal.com/u.....0406/

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Nov 17 2011, 6:50 pm

can I make "chicken" soup out of turkey necks?

Of course not! You can only make turkey soup out of turkey necks. Can you make "carrot" soup out of onions?

↑ leah66 ↓

Thu, Nov 17 2011, 7:52 pm

BRAT- a compliment?

Yes, but why stop there? People will love you more if you call them an idiot.