Let's write an awful children's book!

↑ dena613

Tue, Jun 06 2023, 10:04 pm

Well, Michaella woke up and it was all a dream
No Daniella, no menashe could be seen
But kinderlach remember, and don't ever fail
Not to act like those kids, you might end up in jail

amother

Coffee

Tue, Jun 06 2023, 10:15 pm

Michaela decided it must be a sign
That she had this wild dream at this time
So she went to the rav to ask can it be
Will these be the children Hashem intended for me

Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jun 07 2023, 12:14 am

amother Natural wrote:

You should do what you want
its great to be bad
your mummy will appreciate
that youre not sad

you can ruin your friends crafts
you can topple there stuff
and just close your eyes
if they leave in a huff

Your yetzer hara please don't neglect
That little spark of ra he can detect
Other people you should not respect
Any wrongs you do you should not correct

So Daniella and Menashe took these words to heart
They decided very strongly to do their part
The next day at supper, their Mommy served on a cart
They sabatoged the wheels so it shouldn't start

The food off the cart went flying
Chicken, potatoes, and broccoli, I'm not lying
And when Mommy started sighing
Menasha and Daniella started crying

↑ top mom

Wed, Jun 07 2023, 12:47 am

Sweetmommy wrote:

I apologize. I just realized there were 3 pages.
I posted after reading the first page.

It's fine
This story isn't necessarily making any sense Wink

chayarg

Wed, Jun 07 2023, 4:02 am

And before going to bed each night together
She would teach them about love forever
About Doing the deed
Fulfilling high drive need
Kissing hugging
Body area tugging
Positions availability high or low
How to achieve an o

↑ PinkFridge

Wed, Jun 07 2023, 7:44 am

amother Beige wrote:

As they got older, life threw them some bumps
Daniella got a special ed degree, Menashe hung out with some chumps
Although Daniella was working, in school, doing chesed, and was really great
She was a victim of a system that left her without a date
Menashe, on the other hand, was a bum without a plan
Yet he had a list of girls lined up, around the block it ran
Daniella could also cook, you should try her soup of carrot pea!
Menashe... not so much. He sure could use some therapy
Yet admitting any faults was not something that's "done"
So his wife found out the hard way... and at that point, she couldn't run
But of course they had "full support", Menashe's wallet does always jingle
And what happened to Daniella? Of course. You guessed it. She's still single

This line, especially the rhyme at the end, epitomizes EVERYTHING that makes us run from books in rhyme. Love!
So glad I didn't make my coffee yet.