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Tue, Feb 26 2013, 1:17 pm
how to spy on mt husband?
The same way you would spy on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley or any other mountain. I can't imagine mountains are that difficult to spy on; they're kind of too big to miss.
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zaq
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Tue, Feb 26 2013, 2:17 pm
feeling guilty about not having more
Relax; I don't expect you to take second helpings. As long as you don't take a lot and leave half of it on the plate to be thrown out, I won't take offense.
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zaq
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Tue, Feb 26 2013, 3:47 pm
Anyone suspect one of the Imamother members
I've suspected any number of members, but I have no proof. And anyway, being a troll is not a crime. Obnoxious, yes; a crime, no.
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Rutabaga
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Tue, Feb 26 2013, 4:07 pm
Where to look at diff brands of wigs in Lakewood?
How about in shul?
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zaq
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Tue, Feb 26 2013, 5:13 pm
Toilet training twins together?
A trainer who toilet trained twins
Sighed "I hope this atones for my sins."
Though each is a cutie,
I'm always on duty,
It's never the grownup who wins!
That's Zaq, not Ogden Nash or Edward Lear
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the world's best mom
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Tue, Feb 26 2013, 5:58 pm
how to spy on mt husband?
He's probably in the kitchen, trying to become full, since being mt isn't a pleasant feeling. That may be a good place to look for him.
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penguin
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Tue, Feb 26 2013, 6:44 pm
molluscum contagiosum - skin disease, more info please
Maybe you can tell me, please
which nation was enslaved by paraoh's decrees?
I know, it was the Japanese.
I hope OP will soon have ease,
from the itching of this disease
If her warts she decides to freeze,
and her dermatologist to please,
Though I suggested, oil of peas,
or, perhaps, a good strong sneeze,
She also might try one of these:
Tea tree oil or ocean breeze.
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the world's best mom
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Tue, Feb 26 2013, 8:01 pm
Toilet training twins together?
Tis too tricky to toilet train two twins together. Try toilet training the first twin today, then twin two tomorrow.
Okay, so I got in one word that has the T at the end instead of the beginning. Too terrible.
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enneamom
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Tue, Feb 26 2013, 8:07 pm
ISO an affordabe apartment in brooklyn
OMG that's a good one!! [gasping for breath] You really had me there!
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imasinger
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Wed, Feb 27 2013, 3:45 am
What to do with all the purim nosh and gifts?
Send it to all the poor, complaining amothers who didn't get any.
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grace413
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Wed, Feb 27 2013, 5:22 am
Mikvah in Yerushalayim, on vacation
How interesting! I've never heard of a mikvah going on vacation.
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cuties' mom
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Wed, Feb 27 2013, 6:37 am
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH ALL THE NOSH AND GIFTS
yell at them. Maybe they'll go away.
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Frenchfry
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Wed, Feb 27 2013, 7:14 am
"ISO noodles and cottage cheese recipe"
Cook the noodles, add the cottage cheese.
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theoneandonly
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Wed, Feb 27 2013, 9:03 am
How do I roll kokosh cake?
Try using your hands. That usually works.
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theoneandonly
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Wed, Feb 27 2013, 10:05 am
Why did I get my period?
Because you're a healthy, functioning woman. Congratulations!
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Wed, Feb 27 2013, 1:29 pm
Fleshing restaurant for sheva brachos. What kind of sick psychopaths do you know?!! Oh you didn't mean that, you meant flashing restaurant? Like I said before, what kind of sick people are you?!!
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Rutabaga
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Wed, Feb 27 2013, 5:51 pm
pill that stops a period from coming.
birth control pills
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PinkFridge
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Wed, Feb 27 2013, 6:23 pm
So it's not enough
that shelach manos
Must be accompanied
by some poetic prose
Is there going
to be a competition
on imamother?
There was an imamother named PinkFridget
Who fidgeted a mighty big fidget
She sat at her 'puter
Till she found what did suit her
Some magic! Now she prestidigits.
Laila tov, y'all!
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PinkFridge
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Wed, Feb 27 2013, 6:39 pm
Hemming pants
Hawing skirts
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PinkFridge
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Thu, Feb 28 2013, 9:17 am
please recommend thirty inch stainless steel self cleaning oven
If it has sealed burners (not glasstop) sounds great to me! I could stand behind it.
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