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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 4:17 pm
how to spy on mt husband?

The same way you would spy on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley or any other mountain. I can't imagine mountains are that difficult to spy on; they're kind of too big to miss.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 5:17 pm
feeling guilty about not having more

Relax; I don't expect you to take second helpings. As long as you don't take a lot and leave half of it on the plate to be thrown out, I won't take offense.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 6:47 pm
Anyone suspect one of the Imamother members

I've suspected any number of members, but I have no proof. And anyway, being a troll is not a crime. Obnoxious, yes; a crime, no.
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  Rutabaga  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 7:07 pm
Where to look at diff brands of wigs in Lakewood?

How about in shul?
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 8:13 pm
Toilet training twins together?

A trainer who toilet trained twins
Sighed "I hope this atones for my sins."
Though each is a cutie,
I'm always on duty,
It's never the grownup who wins!

That's Zaq, not Ogden Nash or Edward Lear
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  the world's best mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 8:58 pm
how to spy on mt husband?

He's probably in the kitchen, trying to become full, since being mt isn't a pleasant feeling. That may be a good place to look for him.
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  penguin  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 9:44 pm
molluscum contagiosum - skin disease, more info please

Maybe you can tell me, please
which nation was enslaved by paraoh's decrees?

I know, it was the Japanese.

I hope OP will soon have ease,
from the itching of this disease
If her warts she decides to freeze,
and her dermatologist to please,
Though I suggested, oil of peas,
or, perhaps, a good strong sneeze,
She also might try one of these:
Tea tree oil or ocean breeze.
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  the world's best mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 11:01 pm
Toilet training twins together?

Tis too tricky to toilet train two twins together. Try toilet training the first twin today, then twin two tomorrow.

Okay, so I got in one word that has the T at the end instead of the beginning. Too terrible.
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 11:07 pm
ISO an affordabe apartment in brooklyn

OMG that's a good one!! [gasping for breath] You really had me there!

Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Oh go on
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  imasinger  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 27 2013, 6:45 am
What to do with all the purim nosh and gifts?

Send it to all the poor, complaining amothers who didn't get any.
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  grace413  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 27 2013, 8:22 am
Mikvah in Yerushalayim, on vacation


How interesting! I've never heard of a mikvah going on vacation.
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  cuties' mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 27 2013, 9:37 am
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH ALL THE NOSH AND GIFTS

yell at them. Maybe they'll go away.
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Frenchfry  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 27 2013, 10:14 am
"ISO noodles and cottage cheese recipe"

Cook the noodles, add the cottage cheese.
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  theoneandonly  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 27 2013, 12:03 pm
How do I roll kokosh cake?

Try using your hands. That usually works.
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  theoneandonly  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 27 2013, 1:05 pm
Why did I get my period?

Because you're a healthy, functioning woman. Congratulations!
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  Merrymom




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 27 2013, 4:29 pm
Fleshing restaurant for sheva brachos. What kind of sick psychopaths do you know?!! Oh you didn't mean that, you meant flashing restaurant? Like I said before, what kind of sick people are you?!!
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  Rutabaga  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 27 2013, 8:51 pm
pill that stops a period from coming.

birth control pills
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 27 2013, 9:23 pm
So it's not enough
that shelach manos
Must be accompanied
by some poetic prose

Is there going
to be a competition
on imamother?

There was an imamother named PinkFridget
Who fidgeted a mighty big fidget
She sat at her 'puter
Till she found what did suit her
Some magic! Now she prestidigits.

Laila tov, y'all!
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 27 2013, 9:39 pm
Hemming pants

Hawing skirts
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 28 2013, 12:17 pm
please recommend thirty inch stainless steel self cleaning oven

If it has sealed burners (not glasstop) sounds great to me! I could stand behind it.
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