What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Feb 26 2013, 1:17 pm

how to spy on mt husband?

The same way you would spy on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley or any other mountain. I can't imagine mountains are that difficult to spy on; they're kind of too big to miss.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Feb 26 2013, 2:17 pm

feeling guilty about not having more

Relax; I don't expect you to take second helpings. As long as you don't take a lot and leave half of it on the plate to be thrown out, I won't take offense.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Feb 26 2013, 3:47 pm

Anyone suspect one of the Imamother members

I've suspected any number of members, but I have no proof. And anyway, being a troll is not a crime. Obnoxious, yes; a crime, no.

↑ Rutabaga ↓

Tue, Feb 26 2013, 4:07 pm

Where to look at diff brands of wigs in Lakewood?

How about in shul?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Feb 26 2013, 5:13 pm

Toilet training twins together?

A trainer who toilet trained twins
Sighed "I hope this atones for my sins."
Though each is a cutie,
I'm always on duty,
It's never the grownup who wins!

That's Zaq, not Ogden Nash or Edward Lear

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Feb 26 2013, 5:58 pm

how to spy on mt husband?

He's probably in the kitchen, trying to become full, since being mt isn't a pleasant feeling. That may be a good place to look for him.

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, Feb 26 2013, 6:44 pm

molluscum contagiosum - skin disease, more info please

Maybe you can tell me, please
which nation was enslaved by paraoh's decrees?

I know, it was the Japanese.

I hope OP will soon have ease,
from the itching of this disease
If her warts she decides to freeze,
and her dermatologist to please,
Though I suggested, oil of peas,
or, perhaps, a good strong sneeze,
She also might try one of these:
Tea tree oil or ocean breeze.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Feb 26 2013, 8:01 pm

Toilet training twins together?

Tis too tricky to toilet train two twins together. Try toilet training the first twin today, then twin two tomorrow.

Okay, so I got in one word that has the T at the end instead of the beginning. Too terrible.

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Feb 26 2013, 8:07 pm

ISO an affordabe apartment in brooklyn

OMG that's a good one!! [gasping for breath] You really had me there!

Rolling Laughter

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Feb 27 2013, 3:45 am

What to do with all the purim nosh and gifts?

Send it to all the poor, complaining amothers who didn't get any.

↑ grace413 ↓

Wed, Feb 27 2013, 5:22 am

Mikvah in Yerushalayim, on vacation

How interesting! I've never heard of a mikvah going on vacation.

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Wed, Feb 27 2013, 6:37 am

WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH ALL THE NOSH AND GIFTS

yell at them. Maybe they'll go away.

Frenchfry ↓

Wed, Feb 27 2013, 7:14 am

"ISO noodles and cottage cheese recipe"

Cook the noodles, add the cottage cheese.

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Wed, Feb 27 2013, 9:03 am

How do I roll kokosh cake?

Try using your hands. That usually works.

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Wed, Feb 27 2013, 10:05 am

Why did I get my period?

Because you're a healthy, functioning woman. Congratulations!

↑ Merrymom

Wed, Feb 27 2013, 1:29 pm

Fleshing restaurant for sheva brachos. What kind of sick psychopaths do you know?!! Oh you didn't mean that, you meant flashing restaurant? Like I said before, what kind of sick people are you?!!

↑ Rutabaga ↓

Wed, Feb 27 2013, 5:51 pm

pill that stops a period from coming.

birth control pills

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Feb 27 2013, 6:23 pm

So it's not enough
that shelach manos
Must be accompanied
by some poetic prose

Is there going
to be a competition
on imamother?

There was an imamother named PinkFridget
Who fidgeted a mighty big fidget
She sat at her 'puter
Till she found what did suit her
Some magic! Now she prestidigits.

Laila tov, y'all!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Feb 28 2013, 9:17 am

please recommend thirty inch stainless steel self cleaning oven

If it has sealed burners (not glasstop) sounds great to me! I could stand behind it.